我们得到了一个去！一走出去 We got one to go! One out to go!
好吧！ All right!
好！ OK!
他刚刚救了你的屁股，布鲁斯特。 He just saved your ass, Brewster.
来吧，鲁迪。 Come on, Rudy.
犯规！ - 噢，犯规！ - Foul ball! - Aw, foul ball!
噢，你几乎拥有了。我敢打赌 你觉得自己像一个大一块狗屎。 Aw, you almost had that. I bet you feel like a big piece of shit.
谈谈你想要的，猪肉。 Talk all you want, Porky.
在这里，我们走了，蒙蒂。准备推。 扔在以猪肉！ Here we go, Monty. Ready to push. Throw it in to Porky!
犯规！ Foul ball!
这是确定的，鲁迪。 - 你希望他在球场阴招？ - It's OK, Rudy. - You want him to pitch underhand?
我释放Walking'我的蝙蝠做我说话'。 - 哦，蝙蝠的得到了脑筋？ - I'm lettin' my bat do my talkin'. - Oh, the bat's got the brains?
玩球。 - 我只是想弄明白。 - Play ball. - I just wanted to figure it out.
我想知道谁拥有 大脑中的家庭。 I wanna know who's got the brains in the family.
超时！ - 超时？ - Time out! - Time out?
It's all right. Take it easy, don't lose your concentration.
A goddamn train's comin' through the outfield!
有一个家伙在那里 在看台前排。 There's a guy up there in the bleachers, front row.
他有一个摄像头。他被羚牛' 我的照片在过去的三场比赛。 He's got a camera. He's been takin' pictures of me for the last three games.
我认为他是一位侦察员为大联盟。 - 蒙蒂，这是哈肯萨克，新泽西州。 - I think he's a scout for the big leagues. - Monty, this is Hackensack, New Jersey.
没有球探来到这里，你明白吗？ No scout comes here, you understand?
一列火车的布莱恩'通过外野， 但你打这个家伙了...... A train's goin' through the outfield, but you strike this guy out...
我要你陪我 今晚，让你喝醉了。 ...I'll take you with me tonight and get you drunk.
两头在外。两个！两个！ Two out. Two! Two!
两头在外。他使三人。 Two out. He makes it three.
看着他。他是一个小抹布手臂！ Look at him. He's a little rag arm!
拨了他的电话，宝贝。 别吵了我很长一段距离。 Dial up on him, baby. Knock it a long distance for me.
嘿，老伙计。开始有点累了，是吧？ - 获取回到T球，哥们。 - Hey, old man. Getting a little tired, huh? - Get back to T-ball, buddy.
打三分。你出去！ Strike three. You're out!
大赢。是啊！好吧！ Big win. Yeah! All right!
我是一个吉普赛。这就是为什么 我不会胡说你，好不好？ I'm a Gypsy. That's why I'm not gonna bullshit you, OK?
我不会看你明年COS 我会被打的大联盟。 I'm not gonna see you next year cos I'm gonna be playing for the big leagues.
真的吗？ - 这是正确的。 - Really? - That's right.
我不知道哪支球队，但 你会看到我在电视上... I dunno what team, but you'll see me on television...
你会说：“我知道那个家伙。” ...and you'll say "I know that guy."
“这是想约会的家伙 但我没有，我太傻了。“ "That's the guy that wanted to date me but, no, I was too stupid."
杰克在这里。我在哈肯萨克。 Jake here. I'm in Hackensack.
几乎相同的画面。他在外面 喝着酒，直到在一间酒吧昨晚3.30 ... Pretty much the same picture. He was out drinkin' till 3.30 in a bar last night...
然后......他拿起一个女孩， 带她回酒店。 ...then he picked up a girl, took her back to the hotel.
我想，今晚的议程看起来是一样的。 I figure tonight's agenda looks the same.
他在外面庆祝他的胜利。 他是今天的胜利投手。 He's out celebrating his victory. He was the winning pitcher today.
眼下你玩 为哈肯萨克... Right now you're playing for Hackensack...
所以......你为什么运行 绕了一个小熊的球衣？ ...so why are you running around in a Cubs jersey?
崽球衣？什么号码是什么？ A Cubs jersey? What number's that?
它说：“35”。 - 这是我在小熊数量。 - It says "35". - That was my number in the Cubs.
他们是唯一的大联盟球队 足够聪明，带我上。 They were the only big-league team smart enough to take me on.
他是一个出色的投手？ 那么，他的热情。 Is he a good pitcher? Well, he's enthusiastic.
有点像在糖果店里的孩子。 Kinda like a kid in a candy store.
对不起。对不起。 Excuse me. Excuse me.
这里冰镇啤酒。冰镇啤酒。 Cold beer here. Cold beer.
你去那里。对不起，我迟到了。请允许我。 There you go. Sorry I'm late. Allow me.
有吸引力 - 非常感谢你。 - Attractive - Thank you very much.
你看，只要保持你的眼睛了鲁迪。 - 他不存在。没有鲁迪。 - Look, just keep your eye out for Rudy. - He doesn't exist. There is no Rudy.
是的，先生。我会打破这个消息 他明天早上。 Yes, sir. I'll break the news to him tomorrow morning.
不，先生。我不会忘记他。 No, sir. I won't lose sight of him.
让我告诉你一些事情 运动员。一场比赛后，我们得放松。 Let me tell you something about athletes. After a game, we gotta relax.
我们得下来，放松身心。 We gotta come down, unwind.
我的医生告诉我的。他说：“布鲁斯特， 男人，得到按摩。快下来。“ My doctor told me. He said "Brewster, man, get a massage. Come down."
我们在读医学期刊 留在更衣室... We read in a medical journal left in the locker room...
写的一篇文章 这个东方的医生的按摩。 ...an article written by this Oriental doctor on massages.
我们在西方给按摩是这样的。 We in the West give a massage like this.
而且，看到的，从所有的能量来 我的手被布停止。 And, see, all the energy coming from my hands is stopped by the fabric.
显然，我们在西方不知道 这一点，我们正在按摩白白。 Apparently we in the West don't know that and we're massaging for nothing.
因此，他的理论，我不知道， 它只是一个理论... So his theory, and I dunno, it's just a theory...
是...如果你是裸体，你会得到 按摩，那是对你最好的东西。 ...is if you're nude and you get a massage, that's the best thing for you.
适合你的肌肉，裸体。 - 也许你想和我们一起试试吧？ - Good for your muscles, nude. - Maybe you'd like to try it with us?
我们四个人裸体将是巨大的。 - 这将是有趣的。 - The four of us nude would be great. - That would be fun.
按摩对方。 Massaging each other.
我觉得他们还挺可爱的。 - 这一个特别可爱。 - I think they're kinda cute. - This one's especially cute.
无论你们拿到了一辆车？ Either of you guys got a car?
得到了总线。 - 球队大巴。 - Got a bus. - The team bus.
比汽车更大？ - 哦，更大和更好玩的... - Bigger than a car? - Oh, much bigger and more fun...
因为他是一个partymeister自己。 ...because he's a partymeister himself.
为什么我们不能在一个总线开始？ 让我们试着总线。 Why don't we start in a bus? Let's try the bus.
任何剩下什么？ Any left?
让我们尝试公交车，一个好地方 晚上开始关闭。 Let's try the bus, a good place to start the evening off.
你会喜欢这一点。 我们得到了一个大屏幕电视。 You're gonna love this. We got a big-screen TV.
好了，现在还没有。我们得到了它的空间。 我想你会喜欢的。 Well, not yet. We got a space for it. I think you're gonna like that.
嗨，伙计们。 Hi, guys.
哈...鲁迪！嗨，鲁迪，哥们。 Hah... Rudy! Hi, Rudy, buddy.
上车前， 我扭动你的头。 Get in the car before I twist your head off.
我没做错什么，宝贝。 他们试图来接我们。 I didn't do anything wrong, baby. They tried to pick us up.
废话！ - 闭嘴！ - Bullshit! - Shut up!
取得该死的车！ - 嘿，我不会那样做的。 - Get in the goddamn car! - Hey, I wouldn't do that.
鲁迪... - 嘿！屁股了，抹布手臂。 - Rudy... - Hey! Butt out, rag arm.
走吧，伙计们。 - 我们会推你的脸。 - Let's go, guys. - We'll push your face.
警察？这是日Torchy的J上大街。发送 有人下来，还有的gonna一拼。 Police? This is Torchy's on J Street. Send somebody down, there's gonna be a fight.
为什么当有麻烦， 这是我们进入了吗？ Why is it when there's trouble, it's us that gets into it?
有一个酒吧挤满了人。 我们是唯一在监狱里。 There's a bar full of people. We're the only ones in jail.
我不认为这是种族歧视 因为我是在这里和你在一起。 I don't think it's racial cos I'm in here with you.
这是令人欣慰。 That's comforting.
日hiya，伙计们。 - 查理！ - Hiya, fellas. - Charley!
你看，我不知道该说些什么， 但我想这是它。 Look, I dunno what to say, but I guess this is it.
查理，我们深表歉意。现在是削减 演讲和让我们离开这里，请。 Charley, we apologise. Now cut the speeches and get us out of here, please.
我不能这样做，孩子。前面的办公室 被洗了双手你们两个。 I can't do it, kid. The front office is washing its hands of you two.
有没有钱保释 没有钱你罚款。 There's no money for bail and no money for your fines.
他们给你俩无条件释放。 They gave you both unconditional releases.
大。难道他们知道他们在做什么 在说什么？我们得到了一场比赛就走了！ Great. Do they know what they're talkin' about? We got one game left!
如果我们今天赢了，我们在淘汰赛。 - 这很简单。他们不想你们。 - If we win today, we're in the play-offs. - It's simple. They don't want you guys.
明年，他们将与学院 起草的选择。新天赋，年幼的孩子。 Next year, they're going with the college draft choices. New talent, young kids.
哎，这样看它，布鲁斯特。 你很幸运。 Hey, look at it this way, Brewster. You're lucky.
你必须是一个职棒球员 15年。 You got to be a pro ball player for 15 years.
这是一个很多比大多数人得到。 It's a lot more than most people get.
我会看到你。 I'll see you.
布鲁斯特和诺兰。 Brewster and Nolan.
OK！你笨蛋都可以出击。 OK! You bozos are up to bat.
在这里。我们走吧！ In here. Let's go!
不要担心。我知道这种东西。 Don't worry. I know this kind of stuff.
可别搞混了。 - 只要微笑。 - Don't mess up. - Just smile.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
布鲁斯特先生和诺兰先生，你是 被控殴打... Mr. Brewster and Mr. Nolan, you're charged with assault and battery...
拒捕... ...resisting arrest...
和私有财产的破坏。 ...and the destruction of private property.
你怎么申辩？有罪还是无罪？ How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?
有罪，但与真正的好借口。 你会爱上它。 Guilty, but with a real good excuse. You're gonna love it.
我恳求无辜的。 - 你看，你的荣誉... - I plead innocent. - You see, Your Honour...
你有什么用 布鲁斯特先生和我... ...what you have with Mr. Brewster and myself...
是一对夫妇的当地的英雄，真的。 ...is a couple of local heroes, really.
我们玩了本地团队。你可能会 看到我们 - 在哈肯萨克公牛？ We play for a local team. You might have seen us - the Hackensack Bulls?
也许你知道 “走，你公牛，走”？ Perhaps you know the "Go, you Bulls, go"?
让我们不要浪费时间。我有证言 来自十多个目击者。 Let's not waste time. I have depositions from over a dozen eyewitnesses.
你的荣誉，我们走进了酒吧 我们看到这个漂亮的小姐。 Your Honour, we went into the bar and we saw this nice lady.
我们请她与我们一起坐 去喝酒。 We asked her to sit with us to have a drink.
我不知道她有一个未婚夫？是吗？ I didn't know she had a fiancé. Did you?
我不知道。 这不是公众所知。 I didn't know. It wasn't public knowledge.
所以，你取得的进步让女人 谁参与了另一个男人？ So you made advances to a woman who was involved with another man?
如果你不拨打电话， 你不做任何销售。 If you don't make calls, you don't make any sales.
这个男人并不代表我。 - 我会删除从法庭记录。 - This man does not represent me. - I'd remove that from the court records.
我要设置你的保释金为3,000元。 I'm going to set your bail at $3,000.
不坏。 - 我们没有3000美元。 - Not bad. - We don't have $3,000.
执达主任，您将删除 囚犯。接下来的情况。 Bailiff, will you remove the prisoners. Next case.
你的荣誉，等待，谢谢。我想 为自己辩护。那人打我第一。 Your Honour, wait, please. I'd like to defend myself. The man hit me first.
经法庭许可！ 我的名字是JB多纳尔。 With the permission of the court! My name is JB Donaldo.
我代表人士 谁希望保持匿名... I represent parties who wish to remain anonymous...
，谁曾指示我 张贴保释的被告... ...and who have instructed me to post bail for the defendants...
或支付征收的任何罚款 如果他们认罪... ...or pay any fines levied in case they plead guilty...
我敢肯定他们现在会做。 ...which I'm sure they will now do.
他是谁？ - 这是侦察兵。 - Who is he? - It's the scout.
我告诉你，他们想要我。 I told you they want me.
他们想要我。 我们要在大的时间！ They want me. We're going to the big time!
那么在哪里，JB？ - 纽约。 - So where to, JB? - New York.
纽约？绮哈哈！ New York? Yee-ha ha!
大都会！ The Mets!
我就知道！有没有大都会在这里。 I knew it! There's no Mets in here.
等待一分钟。 有没有大都会在这栋楼。 Wait a minute. There's no Mets in this building.
我从来没有提到的大都会。布鲁斯特先生 做到了。我只是雇来把他带到这里。 I never mentioned the Mets. Mr. Brewster did. I was just hired to bring him here.
他不是一个侦察兵。他是一个警察。 He's not a scout. He's a cop.
看着他。 看看那些廉价的警察鞋。 Look at him. Look at those cheap cop shoes.
面对警察，警察的帽子，警察衬衫，警察的眼睛。 Cop face, cop hat, cop shirt, cop eyes.
蒙蒂，大都会不要你。该 哈肯萨克公牛甚至不想要你。 Monty, the Mets don't want you. The Hackensack Bulls don't even want you.
Look, I ain't supposed to tell you, but here's who hired me.
Granville & Baxter. As far as I know, they got nothing to do with the Mets.
这会是很大的。 It's gonna be great.
这是美国人。 It's the Yankees.
布鲁斯特先生？ - 右。 - Mr. Brewster? - Right.
我们一直在等你。 - 手臂的确定。 - We've been expecting you. - The arm's OK.
手术很成功。 手臂的2年了老了。 The operation was a success. The arm's 2 years old now.
请跟我走。 Follow me, please.
等我。 Wait for me.
布鲁斯特先生在这里。 - 布鲁斯特先生？ - Mr. Brewster's here. - Mr. Brewster?
是啊。 - 我是爱德Roundfield。 - Yeah. - I'm Ed Roundfield.
这是乔治·威先生， 诺里斯巴克斯特先生。 This is Mr. George Granville, Mr. Norris Baxter.
你怎么办？ - 也许是你最好坐下。 - How do you do? - Perhaps you'd better sit down.
我要告诉你什么 可以说是一次颇为震惊。 What I'm about to tell you may come as quite a shock.
不，先生。我想听到这个站起来。 No, sir. I wanna hear this standing up.
你有没有听说过 名字鲁珀特角？ Have you ever heard the name Rupert Horn?
鲁珀特·霍恩...没有。我敢打赌，他是一个人 在高高的扬基组织，对不对？ Rupert Horn... no. I bet he's someone high up in the Yankee organisation, right?
恐怕不是。 鲁珀特·霍恩是你的叔公。 I'm afraid not. Rupert Horn was your great-uncle.
那是什么有什么关系棒球？ - 鲁珀特·霍恩争吵与他的家人。 - What's that got to do with baseball? - Rupert Horn quarrelled with his family.
他出去了西部。 他们从来没有听到他的消息了。 He went out West. They never heard from him again.
他们以为他死了， 但他并没有死，直到上个月。 They thought he was dead, but he didn't die until last month.
到那时，他是一个 最富有的人在美国。 And by then, he was one of the richest men in America.
他买了一个棒球队，对不对？ - 号油和房地产。 - And he bought a baseball team, right? - No. Oil and real estate.
而你，布鲁斯特先生，是唯一生活 继承人的叔公，鲁珀特号角。 And you, Mr. Brewster, are the sole living heir of your great-uncle, Rupert Horn.
我想告诉布鲁斯特先生才公平 关于意志的条件。 I think it's only fair to tell Mr. Brewster about the conditions of the will.
布鲁斯特，从坟墓问候。 Brewster, greetings from the grave.
别看这么惊讶。你难道不知道 你的曾祖父是一个白鬼？ Don't look so surprised. Didn't you know your great-grandfather was a honky?
老头结过两次婚。 一个妻子白，产生了我。 The old man married twice. One wife white, produced me.
一个妻子的黑色， 制作你的祖母。 One wife black, produced your grandmother.
格仔系列，你可能会说。 我已经活得比'全身所有的，除了你。 A chequered family, you might say. I've outlived 'em all, except you.
他们告诉我，你是我唯一的亲人 我得说，我很失望。 They tell me you're my only living relative and I gotta say, I'm very disappointed.
看你。有什么 你做你自己的？ Look at ya. What have you made of yourself?
失败的棒球运动员。 A failed baseball player.
我相信诚实，布鲁斯特。 不说废话。 I believe in being honest, Brewster. No bullshit.
我坚持了你。 I'm stuck with you.
但...我们'再要去有一番情趣。 But... we 're gonna have some fun.
Let me... Let me tell you a little story, Brewster.
When I was seven years old., my daddy caught me smoking a cigar.
把我锁在杂物室 三天... Locked me in the broom closet for three days...
用...不过一盒雪茄 和一本书比赛。 ...with nothing but a box of cigars and a book of matches.
没有食物，布鲁斯特。没有水。 只是那些该死的雪茄。 No food, Brewster. No water. Just those goddamn cigars.
不会让我出去，直到我完成每 一个'时间。教我一个宏大的教训。 Wouldn't let me out until I finished every one of 'em. Taught me one helluva lesson.
我要对你做 什么我爸爸对我做的。 I'm going to do to you what my daddy did to me.
我会教你 讨厌花钱。 I'm gonna teach you to hate spending money.
我要让你这么变态了吧，该 忽视它会让你想吐。 I'm gonna make you so sick of it that the sight of it'll make you want to throw up.
因此，这里是我的主张。 So here's my proposition.
您有30天的时间 花费3000万美元。 You have 30 days in which to spend 30 million bucks.
如果你能做到这一点，你就会得到300多万元。 If you can do it, you get 300 million.
There's gotta be a catch. - Of course there's a catch.
You have to spend the 30 million...
但30天后 你不能拥有任何资产。 ...but after 30 days you're not allowed to own any assets.
没有房子，没有汽车，珠宝... No houses, no cars, no jewellery...
只是在你的背上的衬衫。 ...nothing but the shirt on your back.
这听起来很简单，做的不是吗？是啊。 It sounds easy, don't it? Yeah.
你会找到的。 You'll find out.
不，不，不，不。 No, no, no, no.
现在。 Now.
你可以雇佣你想要任何人，但 你得为他们服务获取价值。 You can hire anybody you want but you gotta get value for their services.
你可以捐出百分之五给慈善机构 而另一种赌博百分之五而去... You can donate five per cent to charity and gamble another five per cent away...
但你不能把它送人。 ...but you can't give it away.
这包括买入“希望钻石。 对于一些宾博作为生日礼物。 That includes buyin' the Hope diamond. for some bimbo as a birthday present.
哦，我知道你在想什么，布鲁斯特。 Oh, I know what you're thinking, Brewster.
你会自己买一打毕加索 并使用这些木柴，对不对？ You'll buy yourself a dozen Picassos and use them for firewood, right?
错了！您必须不破坏 什么是内在价值。 Wrong! You must not destroy what is inherently valuable.
这就是即时取消资格。 That's instant disqualification.
哦，是的。我差点忘了。 Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.
你不许告诉任何人 为什么你必须花这个钱。 You're not allowed to tell anybody why you have to spend this money.
为什么我不能告诉我的朋友？ - 我不希望任何人帮助你摆脱困境。 - Why can't I tell my friends? - I don't want anybody helping you out.
没人帮我 在衣柜里那些雪茄。 Nobody helped me out in that closet with those cigars.
我从来没有任何朋友。 I never had any friends.
好吧，布鲁斯特，你有什么感想？ Well, Brewster, what do you think?
你拿到了球呢？ You got the balls for it?
我对此表示怀疑。这就是为什么我把 在我的意志为转移的特殊窝囊废条款。 I doubt it. That's why I put a special wimp clause in my will.
你可以有一百万美元，现在 而忘记了整个事情。 You can have a million dollars right now and forget the whole thing.
或者你可以去的大单，布鲁斯特... Or you can go for the big one, Brewster...
300万元。 ...the 300 million.
但是，如果你失败了...... But if you fail...
你没有得到diddly。 ...you don't get diddly.
这就是万美元。 This is the million dollars.
哦！ Oh!
哎呀！我从来没有见过 那么多钱在我的生活。 Jeez! I never seen that much money in my life.
我们已经调查 你的背景，布鲁斯特先生。 We've investigated your background, Mr. Brewster.
薪水最高 你曾经为11,000美元... The highest salary you've ever had is $11,000...
一个季节 与托利多泥母鸡。 ...for one season with the Toledo Mud Hens.
你从来没有过 信用卡在你的整个生活。 You've never even had a credit card in your entire life.
想花一百万美元的 每天为30天... Think of spending a million dollars a day for 30 days...
没有资产，以显示它。 ...with no assets to show for it.
这是相当困难花钱... It's quite difficult to spend money...
没有......积累资产， 即使这笔钱是花在愚蠢。 ...without accumulating assets, even if the money is spent foolishly.
当然，没有人能怪你 拒绝这样一个古怪的赌博？ Surely no one could blame you for refusing such an eccentric gamble?
这是很好的建议。 就拿万元。这是你的！ That's good advice. Take the million. It's yours!
如果我不走万元，会发生什么 我尝试了整个事情，我会失败？ What happens if I don't take the million and I try for the whole thing and I fail?
加连威老道和巴克斯特将管理 遗产在一些慈善时装... Granville & Baxter would administrate the estate in some charitable fashion...
了相当的费用，我敢肯定。 ...for a considerable fee, I'm sure.
你怎么看？ - 我不受益无论哪种方式，布鲁斯特先生。 - What do you think? - I don't benefit either way, Mr. Brewster.
我是一个完全中立的观察者。 I'm a completely neutral observer.
噢。 Whew.
“鸟在手。” 这就是我奶奶常说。 "Bird in the hand." That's what my grandma used to say.
我要去为300亿美元。 I'm gonna go for the 300 million.
当您在我们面前出现 再在30天后... When you appear before us again in 30 days...
你必须完全身无分文， 没有任何形式的资产... ...you must be totally penniless, without assets of any kind...
有...刚刚收到了你的 费用及你的背部的衣服。 ...having just the receipt for your expenses and the clothes on your back.
你确定你要这么做吗？ Are you certain you wanna do this?
不，先生，我不是，但我会 有一个洛塔乐趣查不到。 No, sir, I'm not, but I'm gonna have a lotta fun finding out.
立即发送德雷克在这里。 - 祝你好运。你是因为早在30天。 - Send Drake up here immediately. - Good luck. You're due back in 30 days.
先生们，我们应该说 午夜12时到底是什么？ Gentlemen, shall we say 12 midnight exactly?
我们将指派律师助理 从我们的会计部门... We're going to assign a paralegal from our accounting department...
保持你的支出的轨道。 - 他是否知道300万元呢？ - ...to keep track of your expenditures. - Does he know about the 300 million?
德雷克只是知道， 您已经继承30000000美元... Drake just knows that you've inherited $30 million...
这必须精确核算。 ...which must be precisely accounted for.
如果你告诉德雷克的真相，你会 自动失去整个继承。 If you tell Drake the truth, you'll automatically lose the entire inheritance.
我是不会告诉德雷克狗屎。我的嘴唇 密封。锁定他们。把钥匙扔掉。 I ain't telling Drake shit. My lips are sealed. Lock 'em. Throw away the key.
“你好，德雷克，这是我说话的方式。 你怎么样，德雷克？“ "Hello, Drake. This is the way I talk. How you doin', Drake?"
德雷克小姐。这是布鲁斯特先生， 在客户端，我们向大家介绍一下。 Miss Drake. This is Mr. Brewster, the client we briefed you about.
哦，对了，布鲁斯特先生。 这是非常高兴见到你。 Oh, yes, Mr. Brewster. It's very nice to meet you.
它不下雨，鸣则已，一鸣惊人。 - 对不起？ - It doesn't rain, it pours. - I beg your pardon?
3000万沉积 在街对面的一家银行。 The 30 million is deposited in a bank across the street.
我想你想确保 它是真实的，可能进行取款。 I imagine you'd like to make sure it's real, possibly make a withdrawal.
是的，我想，以确保它是真实的。 - 这边走，请。 - Yeah, I'd like to make sure it's real. - Step this way, please.
嘿，祝你好运。 - 是的，先生。 - Hey, good luck. - Yes, sir.
秒杀！ - 怎么了？ - Spike! - What's wrong?
怎么了？ - 秒杀！秒杀！ - What's wrong? - Spike! Spike!
你看起来像你见过鬼。 - I. .. I. ..我做到了。我不是。我很确定。 - You look like you've seen a ghost. - I... I... I did. I'm not. I'm OK.
我们会回来的团队！ 我可以自己球队。 We're gonna be back on the team! I may own the team.
什么？ - 我会是疯狂的一段时间。 - What? - I'm gonna be crazy for a while.
但我没疯。人们会 想我。你坚持和我在一起。 But I'm not crazy. People will think I am. You stick with me.
你在这里工作？ - 不，他们雇我跟着你。 - You work here? - No. They hired me to follow you.
你想工作 更多的钱比你曾经做？ Would you like to work for more money than you've ever made?
我的意思是，这是一份工作。我得查查看 如果它是真正的第一。您是否有兴趣？ I mean, it's a job. I gotta check and see if it's real first. Are you interested?
是啊，你开玩笑吗？ - 带上你的相机。 - Yeah, are you kiddin'? - Bring your camera.
你能不能告诉我什么是 怎么回事？他们做了什么给你？ Would you mind telling me what's going on? What did they do to you?
你是什么意思，他们做了什么？ 我想我只是继承了3000万美元。 What do you mean, what did they do? I think I just inherited $30 million.
哦，是这样吗？ 我想我们做了事端错了。 Oh, is that all? I thought we did somethin' wrong.
3000万美元。你为什么不告诉我？ 30000000美元！你开玩笑'我吗？ 30 million. Why didn't you tell me? $30 million! Are you kiddin' me?
蒙蒂是我最好的朋友。 像这样的事情不会经常发生。 Monty's my best friend. Things like this don't happen often.
这是令人难以置信的消息！该名男子 刚刚被30000000美元给他。 This is incredible news! The man just got $30 million given to him.
这是一个美好的一天。 我们总是会记住它。 This is a good day. We're always gonna remember it.
30000000美元！这使我们丰富。 嗯，这使他丰富。 $30 million! That makes us rich. Well, it makes him rich.
我们有什么伟大的一天。我！ 他有一个美好的一天。 What a great day we're having. Me! He's having a wonderful day.
我有一个很好的时间了。 我是他最好的朋友。我有没有告诉你吗？ I'm having a good time, too. I'm his best friend. Did I tell you?
耶稣。 Jesus.
这是真正的M-M-M ... This is real m-m-m...
钱。 ...money.
我们就要有一个洛塔乐趣 用这种钱。 We're gonna have a lotta fun with this kind of money.
这是真实的。 - 这的确是，布鲁斯特先生。 - It's real. - It is indeed, Mr. Brewster.
让我们不能轻率行事用我们的钱。 - 右。 - Let's not be rash with our money. - Right.
杰克，我想租你 我的官方摄影师。 Jake, I'd like to hire you as my official photographer.
工资，10000美元一个星期。 - 10,000美元一个星期？这家伙是个混蛋！ - Salary, $10,000 a week. - $10,000 a week? This guy's a jerk!
闭嘴。我接受。 Shut up. I accept.
仍持有的摄像头，布鲁斯特先生。 Hold still for the camera, Mr. Brewster.
不坏的家伙 谁没有完成大学学业。 Not bad for a guy who didn't finish college.
你在干什么伟大的，但是，呃...我不知道 想你继承了我用你的钱。 You're doin' great, but, uh... I don't think you inherited me with your money.
不用说，我们会为您提供 特24％的利率... Needless to say, we'll be offering you the special 24% interest rate...
我们保留对大型企业 和我们的阿拉伯朋友等等。 ...we reserve for major corporations and a few of our Arab friends.
我不想要任何的兴趣！我想在一个 定期帐户，不支付任何费用。 I don't want any interest! I want it in a regular account that doesn't pay anything.
这是你的金库。我应该付你房租。 It's your vault. I should pay you rent.
很好，布鲁斯特先生。 - 布鲁斯特先生... - Very good, Mr. Brewster. - Mr. Brewster...
你会放弃7200000美元 一年只在单独的兴趣。 ...you'd be giving up $7.2 million a year just in interest alone.
我不应该趁人。 是吗？ I shouldn't take advantage of people. Am I right?
哦，是的，先生。你说得对，布鲁斯特先生。 Oh, yes, sir. Right you are, Mr. Brewster.
我想获得300万美元的现金 现在把它和我在一起。 I'd like to get $3 million in cash now and take it with me.
你知道有多少300万美元 现金是什么？你不围绕着走！ Do you know how much $3 million in cash is? You don't walk around that!
你会需要安全卫士的军队。 - 该名男子的权利。 - You'd need an army of security guards. - The man's right.
他们是怎么支付你在这里？ - 350一个星期税前。 - What do they pay you here? - 350 a week before taxes.
你不能住在那。 这是一个危险的工作。 You can't live on that. This is a dangerous job.
我会付你只是一个星期2000美元 是我的安全主任。 I'll pay you $2,000 a week to be the chief of my security.
不，不，不，不。 - 哦，是的。这是错误的。 - No, no, no, no. - Oh, yeah. That's wrong.
OK（确定），4000美元一个星期。你会得到20个其他 家伙，我会付'时间3,000元一周。 OK, $4,000 a week. And you get 20 other guys and I'll pay 'em $3,000 a week.
你错过了点，蒙蒂。 - 去获得300万美元来跟从我。 - You miss the point, Monty. - Go get the $3 million and follow me.
是的，先生！ - 每个人都跟着我！ - Yes, sir! - Everybody follow me!
蒙蒂，听我说。 这是斯派克，你的朋友。 Monty, listen to me. This is Spike, your pal.
你没有做这样的事情！ You don't do things like that!
我会告诉你什么事了。 - 你甚至不知道那些人！ - I'll tell you what's goin' on. - You don't even know those people!
他们会认为我疯了， 但我不是。坚持和我在一起。 They're gonna think I'm crazy, but I'm not. Stick with me.
这是我们要去的方式 击败棒球系统。 This is the way we're gonna beat the baseball system.
你得到了更多的心脏 比任何捕手我知道。 You got more heart than any catcher I know.
我可以得到任何人出 三局。 I can get anybody out for three innings.
有了这个继承，这是 我们的票到大联盟。 With this inheritance, this is our ticket to the big leagues.
你明白吗？你明白吗？ - 嗯，是啊！ - Do you understand? You with me? - Well, yeah!
好了，我们走吧！ Well, let's go!
这是正确的。多拍几张。 That's right. Take some pictures.
获取更多的摄像机。 - 你想要什么更多的相机？ - Get more cameras. - What do you want more cameras for?
我希望它是在胶片上。 我需要它的记录。 I want it to be on film. I need a record of it.
看该死的球，约翰逊！ Watch the goddamn ball, Johnson!
你不是一个农民！ 不要在狗屎摇摆中的污垢！ You're not a farmer! Don't swing at shit in the dirt!
什么？收集谁通话？ What? Collect call from who?
总机说，这是布鲁斯特。 大概从监狱。这正是我所需要的。 Switchboard says it's Brewster. Probably from jail. Just what I need.
告诉他，他还欠我200块钱。 Tell him he owes me 200 bucks.
是啊。我会接受呼叫。 Yeah. I'll accept the call.
查理，我没醉。我在纽约 我只是继承了3000万美元。 Charley, I'm not drunk. I'm in New York and I just inherited 30 million bucks.
我即将进入 购买谈判团队。 I'm about to go into negotiations to buy the team.
其实，我最好租的团队... Actually, I better rent the team...
什么样的废话戏是什么？ What kind of a crap play is that?
威尔逊，你这白痴！ Wilson, you idiot!
你不偷第二 当你失意两分！ You don't steal second when you're down two runs!
布鲁斯特，帮我一个忙。 发疯对自己的时间和费用。 Brewster, do me a favour. Go crazy on your own time and charges.
这个团队的去拉屎，我们可能错过 淘汰赛。我没有心情开玩笑。 The team's going to shit, we could miss the play-offs. I'm in no mood for jokes.
这就是为什么我要加薪 你的薪水 - 我爱你的奉献！ That's why I'm gonna raise your salary - I love your dedication!
我会得到球队的新制服，一 团队箱配有空调和电视。 I am gonna get the team new uniforms, a team box with air-conditioning and a TV.
我会安排它，这样 我们可以发挥的纽约洋基队！ I'm gonna arrange it so we can play the New York Yankees!
对，对。好了，告诉我 一方面，百万富翁先生。 Right, right. OK, just tell me one thing, Mr. Millionaire.
你是如此的丰富。 你为什么要打电话收集？ You're so rich. Why are you calling collect?
他们只给了我100元的钞票。我有 从我的会计师租金本季度。 They only gave me $100 bills. I had to rent this quarter from my accountant.
是啊，我知道了。这是一个很大的问题。 Nighty夜，亲爱的王子。 Yeah, I know. It's a big problem. Nighty-night, sweet prince.
Nighty晚？查理！ Nighty-night? Charley!
他不相信我。 He doesn't believe me.
感谢季度的贷款。 Thanks for the loan of the quarter.
哇！现在，这是非常好的。 Wow! Now that's really nice.
它的美丽。但也没办法... It's beautiful. But there is no way...
我可以花费超过20万美元 你的东西在你脖子上戴。 ...I could spend over $200,000 for something you wear around your neck.
你知道有多少人饿 这可以养活？ You know how many hungry people that could feed?
让我们去吃午饭。 Let's go to lunch.
呦！出租车！ Yo! Taxi!
到底是谁呢？ - 蒙蒂布鲁斯特，世界上最富有的人。 - Who the hell is that? - Monty Brewster, the world's richest guy.
你想成为我的私人司机 对于在5000美元一周接下来的30天？ Would you like to be my personal driver for the next 30 days at $5,000 a week?
你想租片 - 狗屎的驾驶室 5000美元一个星期？ You wanna hire a piece-of-shit cab for $5,000 a week?
现金！ - 什么国家！美国，我喜欢它！ - Cash! - What a country! America, I love it!
你可以聘请车队 豪华轿车的钱！ You could hire a fleet of limousines for that money!
你知道在哪里可以租用豪华轿车？ - 是啊。 - You know where to hire limousines? - Yeah.
雇用我三个最昂贵的 豪华轿车，你可以找到，与司机。 Hire me three of the most expensive limousines you can find, with drivers.
把收据和给他们以 德雷克小姐。我们要走了，现在吃午饭去。 Bring the receipts and give 'em to Miss Drake. We're goin' to lunch now.
嘿，大家好。有人想 去吃午饭？我买。 Hey, everybody. Anybody wanna go to lunch? I'm buying.
是啊！ Yeah!
巴兹关闭。我是他的私人摄影师。 - 这是一个自由的国家。 - Buzz off. I'm his personal photographer. - This is a free country.
来吧，秒杀！ - 等等我，伙计！ - Come on, Spike! - Wait for me, pal!
出租车！ Taxi!
你叫什么名字？ - 梅尔文。 - What's your name? - Melvin.
梅尔文，给他500元。 - 是的，先生。 - Melvin, give him $500. - Yes, sir.
看着所有的钱。 Look at all that money.
你有最美丽的眼睛。 You have the most beautiful eyes.
我被聘用，以保持你的账户 30天。这是我服务的程度。 I was hired to keep your accounts for 30 days. That's the extent of my services.
到了那里就是我们的目的地？ - 蒙蒂！你怎么样，伙计？ - To where is our destination? - Monty! How you doin', pal?
获取！ Get in!
这就是秒杀。我们是好兄弟。 我们都在一起。 That's Spike. We're buddies. We're all together.
200人在100美元的头。 200 people at $100 a head.
不，我们是饿了。 200元的头。和 什么是最昂贵的酒，你有吗？ No. We're hungry. $200 a head. And what's the most expensive wine you have?
这就是总鈚淡拉菲1961 这是200美元一瓶。 That's the Château Lafite 1961. It's $200 a bottle.
你们喜欢拉菲？ - 是啊！ - You guys like Lafite? - Yeah!
请原谅我的表情， 但你觉得我是一个真正的混蛋。 Excuse my expression, but you think I'm a real asshole.
一个乡巴佬的闪烁 他扔钱，好像一些大人物？ A country bumpkin that flashes his money around like some big shot?
我不是你的判断。 - 你去哪个学院的？ - I'm not your judge. - What college did you go to?
这已无关的任何事情。 That has nothing to do with anything.
别逗了。我只是想知道 你去上什么大学。 Give me a break. I just wanna know what college you went to.
好的。我去洛约拉... All right. I went to Loyola...
罗耀拉，芝加哥。我知道 这个城市，我知道这所学院。 Loyola, Chicago. I know the city and I know the college.
把那回来。 Put that back.
和烟灰缸。 And the ashtray.
你怎么了？坐去别的地方。 What's with you? Go sit somewhere else.
饶了我吧。并用你的叉子 而不是你的手指。 Get off my back. And use your fork instead of your fingers.
这就是它通常完成。 - 哦，是这样吗？ - That's how it's usually done. - Oh, is that right?
老板发现适合你的工作还没有， 顺便说一下？像“指定饭桶”？ The boss found a job for you yet, by the way? Like "designated eater"?
你看，我不想工作。我是他的朋友。 Look, I don't want a job. I'm his friend.
那是什么工资？ What's that pay?
让我雇人来为你做的 而且我们可以有很多乐趣在今晚。 Let me hire somebody to do that for you and we could have a lot of fun tonight.
这是非常讨人喜欢， 但我马上就要见到我的未婚夫？ That's very flattering, but I'm meeting my fiancé.
谁是幸运儿？ - 沃伦·考克斯。 - Who's the lucky guy? - Warren Cox.
他是我的一个坚定的小伙伴。 He's a junior partner at my firm.
他是个律师呢？ - 他不仅仅是一名律师。 - Is he a lawyer too? - He's not just a lawyer.
他参与 塞拉俱乐部，联合国儿童基金会... He's involved with the Sierra Club, UNICEF...
他是一个真诚的女权主义者。 ...and he's a sincere feminist.
我敢打赌。有这么多活动的一个家伙， 他在哪里找到的时候了吗？ I bet. A guy with so many activities, where does he find the time for you?
这很难，有时。 我们试着做更多的东西放在一起。 It's hard sometimes. We're tryin' to do more things together.
我想见见他的某个时候。 - 他是一个非常忙碌的人。 - I'd like to meet him sometime. - He's a very busy man.
我会向他付出他的时间。 - 我不这么认为。 - I'd pay him for his time. - I don't think so.
我知道你认为你可以买到 一切，每个人在世界上... I know you think you can buy everything and everybody in the world...
但我怀疑，你可以 购买过沃伦。 ...but I doubt that you could ever buy Warren.
这是查克弗莱明， 行动新闻，在曼哈顿。 This is Chuck Fleming, Action News, in Manhattan.
现在，在到达广场酒店是 蒙哥马利布鲁斯特，棒球投手... Now arriving at the Plaza Hotel is Montgomery Brewster, baseball pitcher...
谁......今天早些时候继承30000000美元 免税，并且还在庆祝。 ...who earlier today inherited $30 million tax-free, and is still celebrating.
布鲁斯特先生，你会怎么做 用这些钱？ Mr. Brewster, what will you do with that money?
花吧。不，只是开个玩笑。 Spend it. No, just kidding.
我形成了公司在今晚。 明天，我们去创业。 I'm forming a corporation tonight. Tomorrow, we go into business.
什么样的企业是什么？ - 如你所知，我的生意是棒球... - What kind of business is that? - As you know, my business is baseball...
但因为我继承了3000万美元， 我不得不另辟蹊径。 ...but since I've inherited $30 million, I have to branch out.
我一直情有独钟的艺术家 和画家，作家，发明家。 I've always had a soft spot for artists and painters, writers, inventors.
我要构成本业务 我想每个人都得到了一枪。 I'm gonna form this business and I want everybody to get a shot.
即使你已经被拒绝 一千次，我在招人。 Even if you've been turned down a thousand times, I'm hiring.
有多少人有你 已录用，布鲁斯特先生？ How many people have you hired already, Mr. Brewster?
嗯，我想你应该问 我的高级副总裁，斯派克·诺兰。 Well, I think you should ask my senior vice president, Spike Nolan.
是啊。秒杀。呃，我付他 100,000美元的收入来弄明白。 Yeah. Spike. Uh, I'm paying him $100,000 a month to figure it out.
100,000！你听见了吗？ 100,000一个月！ 100,000! Did you hear? 100,000 a month!
查弗莱明！ Chuck Fleming!
嘿，我们对空气，现在，查克？ - 是的，就在那里。 - Hey, are we on the air now, Chuck? - Yes, right there.
我可以说的东西给所有的人 谁认为我是一个失败者？ Can I say something to all the people who thought I was a loser?
谢谢，查克！嗨，蒙蒂！蒙蒂！ Thanks, Chuck! Hey, Monty! Monty!
秒杀诺兰，捕手 为哈肯萨克公牛。 Spike Nolan, the catcher for the Hackensack Bulls.
我很想满足 您和您的朋友... I would love to accommodate you and your friends...
但最上面两层 已经被预留。 ...but the top two floors have already been reserved.
他们将在两周内占领。 They'll be occupied within two weeks.
他们付你多少钱？ How much are they paying you?
10万美元的一周。 $100,000 a week.
哇！先生，呃... - 卡特。 - Wow! Mister, uh... - Carter.
卡特先生，我很喜欢你的酒店。 我的朋友喜欢你的酒店。 Mr. Carter, I like your hotel. My friends like your hotel.
你喜欢这家酒店？ - 我做的。我喜欢它。 - Do you like this hotel? - I do. I love it.
他也很喜欢。 听。我会告诉你什么。 He loves it, too. Listen. I'll tell you what.
下个月，我将付给你... For the next month, I'll pay you...
100万美元的现金。 ...$1 million in cash.
在这里签名。 Sign here, please.
嘿，梅尔文。 他们怎么挂着'，我的朋友？ Hey, Melvin. How they hangin', my friend?
你看起来不错。真正的大联盟。 You look good. Real big league.
不错，是吧？ - 他们是在卧室里。 - Nice, huh? - They're in the bedroom.
感谢您的帮助。 Thanks for your help.
蒙蒂！嘿，蒙蒂，老伙计！ Monty! Hey, Monty, old pal!
嘿，伙计，得到这个负载。 Hey, pal, get a load of this.
你觉得什么德？ 我发现这一切在一间店铺。 What d'you think? I found it all in one shop.
这是为约翰尼长凳。他不 把它捡起来，所以我得到了它。捕手的面具！ This was made for Johnny Bench. He didn't pick it up so I got it. A catcher's mask!
哦，蒙蒂，我不知道怎么感谢你才好。 - 这是，呃...你怎么看？ - Oh, Monty, I can't thank you enough. - It's, uh... What do you think?
嘿！他们刚才说的吗？ - 是啊。 - Hey! They just made that for you? - Yeah.
哇！说实话？ - 诚实。 - Wow! Honest? - Honest.
过于保守我。 - 什么？ - Too conservative for me. - What?
对我来说！这是新穗诺兰！ - 我知道，但是这是伟大的。 - For me! This is the new Spike Nolan! - I know, but this is great.
伟大的你，但伟大的是你 会计师。很不错的！ Great on you, but great is your accountant. Very nice!
是啊，但是她认为我是个卑鄙小人。 Yeah, but she thinks I'm a lowlife.
我能理解。 - 滚出去！ - I can understand that. - Get outta here!
先生们，我是个卑鄙小人？ Gentlemen, am I a lowlife?
哦，不，布鲁斯特先生。 - 哦，不。不带这些衣服。 - Oh, no, Mr. Brewster. - Oh, no. Not with these clothes.
明白我的意思吗？ - 哦，你听这些人呢？ - See what I mean? - Oh, and you listen to these people?
现在，看看。我知道，这是没有 我的事，但是，以这样的速度... Now, look. I know that this is none of my business but, at this rate...
你会花你的继承一个月 你将什么都没有表现出来。 ...you'll spend your inheritance in a month and you'll have nothing to show for it.
对不起，先生。有一个沃伦·考克斯先生 这里看德雷克小姐。 Excuse me, sir. There's a Mr. Warren Cox here to see Miss Drake.
沃伦！你怎么样？ Warren! How you doin'?
蒙蒂布鲁斯特。很高兴见到你。 我听说了很多关于你。我的上帝！ Monty Brewster. Pleased to meet you. I've heard so much about you. My God!
我听说你是一个膨胀家伙。 我们喝了一些香槟。 I hear you're a swell fella. We're drinking some champagne.
你好，亲爱的。 - 嗨。 - Hello, dear. - Hi.
我会得到这个。难道下雨了？ I'll get this. Is it raining out?
不是现在，但你永远不知道。 Not at the moment, but you never know.
有备无患。 这就是我的哲学了。 Better safe than sorry. That's my philosophy, too.
喝一杯。 - 谢谢你，没有。我不喝酒。 - Have a drink. - Thank you, no. I don't drink alcohol.
嗯，哦。我们会迟到的好处。 - 受益？ - Uh-oh. We'll be late for that benefit. - Benefit?
这是该委员会禁止接触的运动。 It's the committee to ban contact sports.
研究表明，制裁暴力 对青少年产生不利影响。 Studies show that sanctioned violence has a detrimental effect on young people.
我做的这个委员会一点点的法律工作。 I do a little legal work for the committee.
不是的messin'与棒球，是吗？ Not messin' with baseball, are you?
棒球？号拳击，足球， 冰球 - 真正野蛮的运动。 Baseball? No. Boxing, football, ice hockey - the truly barbaric sports.
我想作一个小的贡献。 - 我想我们会是非常晚。 - I'd like to make a small contribution. - I think we're gonna be very late.
亲爱的，这就是 好处是，筹集资金。 Darling, this is what the benefit is for, to raise money.
从某种意义上说，我们是会有好处吧。 - 我也是100000美元好不好？ - In a sense, we're at the benefit now. - So am I. $100,000 OK?
100000美元？ $100,000?
谢谢...非常非常多。 Thank you... very, very much.
在这里，喝一杯。 - 谢谢你。我会的。 - Here, have a drink. - Thank you. I will.
沃伦，你甚至不喝酒。 - 一个小啜不会受到伤害。 - Warren, you don't even drink. - One little sip won't hurt.
这是正确的。 That's right.
这是一个美妙的套件，您有。 - 我很高兴你喜欢它。 - This is a wonderful suite you have. - I'm glad you like it.
你看那个。两个路易十六的椅子 与...良好的织锦面料。 Look at that. Two Louis XVI chairs with a... good tapestry fabric.
这是一个不错的尝试 在一个典型的法国钢琴。 That's a nice attempt at a classic French piano.
玛丽亚特里萨吊灯...我明白 你的装饰要怎样做。 Maria Theresa chandelier... I see what your decorator was trying to do.
有一定的连续性 在房间里的所有元素。 There's a definite continuity to all the elements in the room.
我已经做了一些不同的事情... - 你知道这么多关于这一切的东西。 - I'd have done a few things differently... - You know so much about all this stuff.
嗯，我的前妻玛丽莲是一个装饰。 我猜很多它给我擦掉。 Well, my ex-wife Marilyn's a decorator. I guess at lot of it rubbed off on me.
你真的可以帮助我。 - 怎么样？ - You could really help me out. - How's that?
好吧，我想你 重新装修我的办公室。 Well, I'd like for you to redecorate my offices.
我会付给你的，当然。呃... 250000美元？ I'd pay you, of course. Uh... $250,000?
I. ..我不知道该说些什么。 - 说是的。 - I... I don't know what to say. - Say yes.
布鲁斯特先生，我是一个律师。 Mr. Brewster, I'm a lawyer.
我敢肯定，纽约是充满装饰的 谁也死了这个机会。 I'm sure New York is full of decorators who would die for that opportunity.
之所以如此，是我的领域， 使用从你的职业一个比喻。 This is so out of my field, to use a metaphor from your profession.
如果作业是太大了，你，说不。 If the job's too big for you, say no.
不，我的意思是，我不是说没有。 不尽然。我不是说那个。 No. I mean, I'm not saying no. Not at all. I'm not saying that.
沃伦！你是律师， 你是不是一个装饰。 Warren! You're a lawyer, you are not a decorator.
有什么问题是一个装饰？ 玛丽莲使得一个良好的生活。 What's wrong with being a decorator? Marilyn makes a good living.
就是这样！玛丽莲！她可以帮助你。 That's it! Marilyn! She could help you.
我会付她十万美元 如果这不是一种侮辱。 I'd pay her $100,000 if that's not an insult.
好吧，我不得不问她， 但我想她会很高兴。 Well, I'd have to ask her, but I think she'd be delighted.
你说你永远不会看到你的未婚夫？ You said you never get to see your fiancé.
这样一来，你每天都能看到他。 只是想对大家有所帮助。 This way, you get to see him every day. Just trying to be helpful.
那么你的工作，我们的蜜月？ What about your job and our honeymoon?
它只会是两周。我们已经 有一辈子的时间为我们的蜜月。 It would only be for two weeks. We've got a whole lifetime for our honeymoon.
一辈子。 - 我也很高兴见到你... - A whole lifetime. - It was a pleasure meeting you...
蒙蒂？ - 沃伦。 - ...Monty? - Warren.
安吉拉要我从大堂打电话， 但我想来和你见面...... Angela wanted me to call from the lobby, but I wanted to come up and meet you...
马诺...马诺。我很高兴我做到了。 ...mano a mano. I'm glad I did.
沃伦...我也是。 - 让我们去，沃伦。 - Warren... me, too. - Let's go, Warren.
你何时离开？哦，天哪，没有。 Are you leaving? Oh, goodness, no.
嘿，等一下。 Hey, wait a minute.
有备无患。 Better safe than sorry.
晚安，布鲁斯特先生。 - 嘿，给我打电话蒙蒂。沃伦一样。 - Good night, Mr. Brewster. - Hey, call me Monty. Warren does.
嘿，让我去开门。 - 谢谢你。 - Hey, let me get the door. - Thank you.
你开车小心。 - 是的，我会的。 - You drive careful. - Yes, I will.
晚安。很高兴认识你。 - 很高兴见到你。 - Good night. Nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you.
现在是一个真正的混蛋。 Now that was a real asshole.
你想利用一个月下来要 布鲁斯特先生的室内设计师？ You want to take a month off to be Mr. Brewster's interior decorator?
我知道这是一个相当 非正统的请求，先生...... I realise that it's a rather unorthodox request, sir...
但它是一个令人难以置信的机会。 ...but it's an incredible opportunity.
其实，他要我开始工作 他今天上午，在大约20分钟。 Actually, he wants me to start working for him this morning, in about 20 minutes.
有多少是他付钱给你？ - 一季度一百万美元，先生。 - How much is he paying you? - A quarter of a million dollars, sir.
是的，我们明白 那种机会。 Yes, we understand that kind of opportunity.
我想请假 可以安排。 I think a leave of absence can be arranged.
我敢肯定，你知道，Horn先生 是我们最重要的客户。 As I'm sure you know, Mr. Horn was our most important client.
该公司正在与自然有关... The firm is naturally concerned with...
如何布鲁斯特先生亲自进行 与他的产业。 ...how Mr. Brewster conducts himself with his inheritance.
如果你在他的雇用， 它可以使我们更容易... If you're in his employ, it could make it easier for us...
如果你能充当我们的眼睛和耳朵。 ...if you could act as our eyes and ears.
当然可以。没问题。 Absolutely. No problem.
我的第一忠诚将永远 是该公司。 My first loyalty would always be to the firm.
随时通知我们。 Keep us posted.
呵呵...并没有提到这次谈话 德雷克或其他任何人小姐。 Oh... and don't mention this conversation to Miss Drake or anyone else.
呵呵，当然不是。 Oh, of course not.
谢谢。谢谢两位非常多。 And thank you. Thank you both very much.
早上好，梅尔文。这里的钱。 Good morning, Melvin. Here's the money.
你以为我疯了吗？ - 疯了吗？当然不是。 - You think I'm crazy? - Crazy? Of course not.
让我们去做生意。 Let's go do business.
嗨，蒙蒂。大提前一天，朋友。 - 太好了！让我们踢一些屁股在这里。 - Hi, Monty. Big day ahead, pal. - Great! Let's kick some butt around here.
让我们踢一些屁股在这里。 - 什么？ - Let's kick some butt around here. - What?
到底是谁呢？ - 到底是谁呢？ - Who the hell are you? - Who the hell are you?
我Morty王，模仿王。 你的话会重复出现。 I'm Morty King, king of the mimics. Anything you say will be repeated.
我就像一个复印机。 I'm like a Xerox machine.
沃伦，拿着它更向左侧。 - 你的左或我离开？ - Warren, hold it more to the left. - Your left or my left?
还有沃伦。 那一定是玛丽莲。嘿！ There's Warren. That must be Marilyn. Hey!
注意你的嘴。 - 注意你的嘴。 - Watch your mouth. - Watch your mouth.
沃伦，你不记得了 什么是我教你的？ Warren, don't you remember anything I taught you?
这是我的左边。它总是我的左边。 这是装饰器的左边。 It's my left. It's always my left. It's the decorator's left.
当心！ Watch out!
哦，沃伦。你没事吧？ 噢，我的上帝。一定要小心。 Oh, Warren. Are you OK? Oh, my God. Be careful.
嗨。我蒙蒂布鲁斯特。 - 蒙蒂布鲁斯特！ - Hi. I'm Monty Brewster. - Monty Brewster!
你好 我听说了很多关于你。 How do you do? I've heard so much about you.
请，我叫你蒙蒂？ - 当然。 - Please, may I call you Monty? - Of course.
蒙蒂，我有最美妙的想法。 Monty, I have the most wonderful idea.
我会为你做 后现代主义的幻想在这里了。 I am going to do for you a postmodern fantasy in here.
我知道这是一个可怕的想法。 - 你不喜欢后现代幻想是什么？ - I knew this was a terrible idea. - You don't like postmodern fantasy?
闭上你的眼睛，看看美索不达米亚... - 美索不达米亚。 - Shut your eyes and see Mesopotamia... - Mesopotamia.
满足巴斯比大学伯克利分校。 - 是的，这听起来...这是一个淘汰赛。 - ...meeting Busby Berkeley. - Yes, it sounds... it's a knockout.
我们要淘汰的墙壁。 - 每个人。无处不在。 - We're gonna knock out the walls. - Every one. Everywhere.
不惜代价。 - 不惜代价。 - Spare no expense. - Spare no expense.
It's only for a month. - And it's gonna be a very long month.
获取四套。 - 获取四套。 - Get four sets. - Get four sets.
美妙。 Wonderful.
安吉拉，我需要对你说话。请。 Angela, I need to speak to you. Please.
安吉拉，并沃伦告诉你， 作为我的结婚礼物给你...... Angela, did Warren tell you that, as my wedding gift to you...
我装饰你的公寓免费的吗？ ...I'm decorating your apartment for free?
这是伟大的，玛丽莲。谢谢。 - 加莱美贵。 - That's great, Marilyn. Thank you. - Pas de quoi.
秒杀，你知道我想要什么 你做什么？呛这个家伙。 Spike, you know what I'd like you to do? Choke this guy.
来吧，混蛋。 Come on, asshole.
我会给你任何东西一条线。 棒球，篮球，足球，小马。 I'll give you a line on anything. Baseball, basketball, football, ponies.
来吧，跟我来。 我得让我的消息。 Come on with me. I gotta get my messages.
我的名字是贾森博士。我想 提请你注意这方面在这里。 My name is Dr. Jason. I'd like to draw your attention to this area here.
这就是阿拉伯沙漠。 它是枯燥的骨头。 This is the Arabian desert. It is as dry as a bone.
冰水可以花费你 多达5美元的玻璃。 Ice water can cost you as much as $5 a glass.
这是北极。 这是一个浮冰。 This is the North Pole. It's an ice floe.
在这一地区有浮动 许多冰山，没有人拥有他们。 Floating throughout this region are many icebergs, and nobody owns them.
他们的私人驾驶教师 - 公共领域的冰山。 They're PDIs - public domain icebergs.
我觉得你开始认识到 如何简单的这种想法是。 I think you're beginning to recognise how simple this idea is.
现在。我希望去那里 并选择好大小的冰山... Now. I would like to go there and select a good-size iceberg...
挖出室从后面... ...dig out a chamber from its rear...
滴......两个20,000马力 柴油发动机... ...drop in two 20,000-horsepower diesel engines...
和航行布鲁斯特伯格 一号到麦加。 ...and sail Brewster's Berg Number One to Mecca.
你觉得呢，先生？ - 我不知道该怎么想。 - What do you think, sir? - I don't know what to think.
你好。是吗？什么？它去了？ Hello. Yes? What? It went up?
嗯，卖掉它。 - 不要卖掉它。你买的时候是这样的。 - Well, sell it. - Don't sell it. You buy when it's like that.
伟大的想法。你叫什么名字？ - 路德。 - Great idea. What's your name? - Luther.
我要赌上的每个远投中的每 比赛中，在50-1，本周在渡槽。 I want to bet on every long shot in every race, over 50-1, this week at Aqueduct.
对于一周？是的，我可以覆盖它。 For the week? Yeah, I can cover it.
多少钱要花做到这一点？ - 哦，不。它熔化，他知道这一点。 - How much would it take to do this? - Oh, no. It melts and he knows it.
我们会经历一个亏损 只有18％的整个行程。 We would experience a loss of only 18% on the entire trip.
嘿！想想这意味着什么 所有那些口渴的阿拉伯农民。 Hey! Think of what that means to all those thirsty Arab farmers.
什么口渴阿拉伯农民？ - 有没有。 - What thirsty Arab farmers? - There aren't any.
有没有农民在沙漠中，蒙蒂！ There's no farmers in the desert, Monty!
嗯，我认为这是不公平的。 Well, I think that's unfair.
“罗耀拉与巴黎圣母院？” 在一个场曲棍球比赛？这是美妙的！ "Loyola vs Notre Dame?" In a field-hockey game? This is fabulous!
你去了罗耀拉。 - 你肯定在开玩笑。 - You went to Loyola. - You gotta be kidding.
我想下注5万美元洛约拉获胜。 I wanna bet $50,000 that Loyola wins.
港币50,000元的罗耀拉在巴黎圣母院和 5000美元每远投的一周。 $50,000 on Loyola over Notre Dame and $5,000 on every long shot for the week.
你下来。 You are down.
这是曲棍球！ It's field hockey!
如果我给你100万美元用于此， 这样够了？ If I gave you $1 million for this, would that be enough?
100万美元。这将是巨大的，先生。 $1 million. That would be great, sir.
你好。 - 布鲁斯特！ - Hello. - Brewster!
查理！你怎么样？ - 好吧！ - Charley! How you doin'? - All right!
我刚刚买了一座冰山。 - 还没有，他没有。 - I just bought an iceberg. - Not yet, he hasn't.
我租了整个球场。 - 什么？ - And I rented a whole stadium. - What?
我会不惜代价 在固定起来... I'm gonna spare no expense in fixing it up...
，使它看起来像 一个大联盟球场... ...and making it look like a big-league stadium...
因为我们要玩 表演赛与美国人。 ...because we're gonna play an exhibition game with the Yankees.
洋基？ - 纽约洋基队。 - The Yankees? - New York Yankees.
我得上车的家伙。 - 不要乘坐公共汽车。 - I gotta get the guys on the bus. - Don't take the bus.
查弗莱明。我在炮台公园与 蒙哥马利布鲁斯特和随行人员... Chuck Fleming. I'm at Battery Park with Montgomery Brewster and entourage...
等待...到来 在哈肯萨克公牛... ...awaiting the arrival of the Hackensack Bulls...
这里来调补一个前所未有的 游戏与纽约洋基队。 ...here to tune up for an unprecedented game with the New York Yankees.
绮哈哈！ Yee-ha ha!
为基督的缘故，你飞 我们从泽西岛一路... For Christ's sake, you fly us all the way from Jersey...
那么......你得到这些菜刀 飞我们回到这里。 ...then you get these choppers to fly us back here.
乘坐公交车，我们会一直 这里两小时前。 By bus, we'd have been here two hours ago.
不是我的球队。从现在起， 我们坐头等舱！ Not my team. From now on, we travel first class!
查理，欢迎到纽约市！ Charley, welcome to New York City!
你这家伙看起来棒极了。 你怎么喜欢新制服？ You guys look great. How you like the new uniforms?
等到你看到的公寓 我租了你们。 Wait till you see the apartments I rented for you guys.
他租的公寓，这些家伙？ He rented apartments for these guys?
公寓？顶层公寓 与游泳池。 Apartments? Penthouses with swimming pools.
27名选手，每个人的 有自己的一席之地。 27 players, everybody's got their own place.
我们就要有一个洛塔乐趣，我们要去 得到的形状，并击败洋基队！ We're gonna have a lotta fun, we're gonna get in shape and beat the Yankees!
你oughtta锁定他，为了他好。 You oughtta lock him up for his own good.
什么是他认为他在干什么？洋基队 看到这一点，他们会擦它。 What's he think he's doin'? The Yankees see this, they're gonna rub it in.
来吧，查理，放松！祝你玩得开心！ Come on, Charley, relax! Enjoy yourself!
我希望我们没有低估他。 I hope we haven't underestimated him.
对不起？ - 哦，你做的很好。 - I beg your pardon? - Oh, you're doing fine.
这是一种公然滥用 的钱，我们希望被告知的。 This is the kind of flagrant misuse of money we want to be apprised of.
他浪费了数百万美元。看 在什么他花在装饰品。 He's wasting millions of dollars. Look at what he's spent on the decorations.
等到你看到的实践领域。 Wait till you see the practice field.
这是伟大的。我要去有 巴士带我们在岛上。 It's great. I'm gonna have the bus take us over to the island.
在实践领域的长岛？ - 是啊。 - The practice field's on Long Island? - Yeah.
机场的长岛。 The airport's on Long Island.
你飞到我们从机场到这里 所以我们可以坐公共汽车回来？ You flew us in from the airport to here so we could take the bus back?
我不能让跑道上的乐队。 I couldn't get the band on the runway.
他们不会让我， 不管我多少钱提供。 They wouldn't let me, no matter how much money I offered.
哦，是的。你不能玩 棒球没有带。 Oh, yeah. You can't play baseball without a band.
右。来吧，让我们上车。 Right. Come on, let's get on the bus.
来吧。移动它！ Come on. Move it!
美丽，尼！ Beautiful, Benny!
把它捡起来！白球！ Pick it up! The white ball!
嘿，来吧！ Hey, come on!
我不知道什么是他们的事。 我们玩的比这更好的。 I don't know what's the matter with them. We play better than that.
也许他们是有点紧。 Maybe they're a little tight.
也许他们是从长途飞行的疲惫 你从纽瓦克包车他们。 Maybe they're tired from that long flight you chartered for them from Newark.
我要去热身，德雷克小姐。 你为什么不尝试一样吗？ I'm gonna go warm up, Miss Drake. Why don't you try the same?
嘿，来吧！好看在那里！ Hey, come on! Look good out there!
让我们做6-4-3。辣椒吧！ Let's do 6-4-3. Pepper it up!
柯林斯，你有你的手套的麻烦？ 尝试捉'用你的屁股。 Collins, you got trouble with your glove? Try catchin' it with your ass.
嗨，运营商？布鲁斯特先生的套件，请。 Hi, operator? Mr. Brewster's suite, please.
什么？ - 嗨，布鲁斯特。这是安吉拉。 - What? - Hi, Brewster. This is Angela.
安吉拉谁？ - 安吉拉·德雷克。 - Angela who? - Angela Drake.
德雷克小姐。 - 莫非。我上来和你谈谈吗？ - Miss Drake. - Could. I come up and talk to you?
告诉我吗？ - 嗯。 - Talk to me now? - Mm-hm.
也许是在早晨。 - 这一点很重要。我现在需要看你。 - Perhaps in the morning. - It's important. I need to see you now.
你能不能告诉我在电话？ - 没有，因为，看... - Can't you tell me over the phone? - No, because, look...
这可以做我们俩的世界 好，如果你明白我的意思。 This could do both of us a world of good, if you know what I mean.
你有没有喝酒？ - 不，一点也不。 - Have you been drinking? - No, not at all.
而你想在这里提出 我的房间吗？ And you wanna come up here to my room now?
嗯。 Mm-hm.
德雷克小姐？ - 嗯？ - Miss Drake? - Uh-huh?
安吉拉。 - 是的。 - Angela. - Yes.
给我五分钟。 - 确定。 - Give me five minutes. - OK.
龙小姐说，有 一个疯狂的轰炸机的建设。 Miss Drake says there's a mad bomber in the building.
他们得到的人 出了酒店。 They're getting the people out of the hotel.
听。只是让你的包裹 你走开。 Listen. Just get your wrap and you go away.
你可以明天再来。 我们可以从头再来。 You can come back tomorrow. We can start all over.
嗯？难道他爱上了吗？ - 是的，他爱上了它。 - Well? Did he fall for it? - Yeah, he fell for it.
我们这样做是为了他好！ We're doing it for his own good!
来吧！ Come on!
再见。 Adieu.
我期待你。门的开启。 I was expecting you. The door's open.
进来的门的打开。 Come in. The door's open.
安吉拉，你好。 Angela, hello.
你好，安吉拉。只是冷静。 Hello, Angela. Just be cool.
嗨，斯派克。 - 嗨。 - Hi, Spike. - Hi.
她真的是一个非常漂亮的女孩... She's really a very nice girl...
嗨。 - 嗨，斯派克。 - Hi. - Hi, Spike.
门的开启。进来。 The door's open. Come in.
你好。尤金教务长，财务顾问。 Hi. Eugene Provost, financial adviser.
谁在地狱的吗？ - 一个钱的人。 - Who in hell's this? - A money man.
钱？ Money?
在过去的五年中， 这家伙的预测88％。 For the past five years, this guy's predicted 88%.
什么这家伙说88％赚钱。 88% of what this guy says makes money.
88.4％是准确的，但谁的票？ 88.4% to be exact, but who's counting?
我很自信我的能力，我会 只有税后拿你的利润的15％。 I'm so confident of my ability, I will only take 15% of your profits after taxes.
换句话说，我只得到报酬 如果你从我的建议中获益。 In other words, I only get paid if you profit from my advice.
然后，你录用。 - 100,000美元一个星期加15％。 - Then you're hired. - $100,000 a week plus 15%.
蒙蒂，男人不 要10万美元。 Monty, the man doesn't want the $100,000.
男人的得乘 10万美元。这就是这份工作的工资。 The man's gonna have to take $100,000. That's what the job pays.
10万美元的一周加15％。 你说什么？ $100,000 a week plus 15%. What do you say?
我会在你的情况下破例。 - 好！ - I'll make an exception in your case. - Good!
当然可以。加入俱乐部。 Sure. Join the club.
嘿。 9.15。这是方式 过去你的就寝时间，德雷克小姐。 Hey. 9.15. This is way past your bedtime, Miss Drake.
你永远不会知道，布鲁斯特先生。 You'll never know, Mr. Brewster.
请务必在太阳之前赶回家 登场。德你知道我是什么意思？ Be sure to get home before the sun comes up. D'you know what I mean?
晚安，先生们。 Good night, gentlemen.
来吧。安顿下来后，会吧？ 扔掉你的手臂。 Come on. Settle down, will ya? Throw your arm out.
该死的。她会是真正的疯狂 当她发现了什么的布莱恩'。 Goddamn it. She's gonna be real mad when she finds out what's goin' on.
你会忘了安吉拉？ 她是一个糟糕的投资。 Will you forget about Angela? She's a bad investment.
尤金是帮助我 我的投资。 Eugene is helping me out with my investments.
你知道吗...贵金属方面，一些罕见 硬币，一些老邮票，这样的东西。 You know... precious metals, some rare coins, some old stamps, stuff like that.
他说这是对抗通胀的窗台。 - 邮票。 - He says it's a ledge against inflation. - Stamps.
谢谢。 Thank you.
你们卖邮票吗？ Do you sell stamps?
我认为，你想要 街对面的文具店。 I think that you want the stationery store across the street.
我们有这套邮票 是非常罕见的，非常昂贵。 The stamps we have are very rare, very expensive.
怎么这么贵？ How expensive?
好吧，让我告诉你，先生，呃... - 蒙哥马利布鲁斯特。 - Well, let me show you, Mr, uh... - Montgomery Brewster.
蒙哥马利布鲁斯特！我一直 在报纸上读到你。 Montgomery Brewster! I have been reading about you in the newspaper.
我倒要看看你最昂贵的邮票。 I'd like to see your most expensive stamp.
啊！一个瞬间。 Ah! One moment.
这可能是第一个智能 事情他做了他的钱。 This may be the first intelligent thing he's done with his money.
也许他的到来给他的感觉。 你怎么看？ Maybe he's coming to his senses. What do you think?
我付钱给你拍照。 我的工作是不是解释现实。 I'm getting paid to take pictures. My job is not to interpret reality.
你是一个真正的混蛋，你知道吗？ - 这不就是真理。 - You're a real jerk, you know that? - Ain't that the truth.
告诉它我的会计师。 Tell it to my accountant.
正如你所看到的，是飞机 不小心印颠倒了。 As you can see, the airplane was accidentally printed upside down.
这些邮票的100 最初印刷... Of the 100 of these stamps originally printed...
这是现存已知的唯一副本。 ...this is the only known copy in existence.
男爵Levitsky最近提供850000美元 对于它，我笑在他的脸上。 Baron Levitsky recently offered $850,000 for it and I laughed in his face.
我会说他买了邮票 是一个相当大的资产。 I'd say the stamp he's bought is a considerable asset.
他甚至不理解规则 还没有。让我们来看看他得到了这一个。 He doesn't even understand the rules yet. Let's see him get out of this one.
早上好。这里的邮件。 - 谢谢你。 - Good morning. Here's the mail. - Thank you.
还有什么我可以做什么？ - 保持一分钟。 - Is there anything else I can do? - Hold on a minute.
诺里斯。 - 嗯？ - Norris. - Hm?
哈肯萨克公牛。 Hackensack Bulls.
“拥有一个美好的时光，祝大家 在这里。最良好的祝愿，蒙蒂布鲁斯特。“ "Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here. Best wishes, Monty Brewster."
上帝！ God!
它不是一项资产了。 他寄出了。 It isn't an asset any more. He's mailed it.
获取考克斯在这里。 - 向右走，先生。 - Get Cox over here. - Right away, sir.
一个王八蛋。 The son of a bitch.
因此，在信心， 你可以看到它是对公司非常重要... So, in confidence, you can see it's vital to the firm...
这...布鲁斯特不成功 在花费3000万美元。 ...that Brewster does not succeed in spending $30 million.
他使你和你的前妻傻瓜。 我们认为他有设计上你的未婚夫闲。 He's made a fool of you and your ex-wife. We think he has designs on your fiancée.
在簿记发现了一个错误 在最后时刻应该做的伎俩。 An error in book-keeping discovered at the last moment should do the trick.
说2万美元的错误，在先生布鲁斯特 青睐。这将是本公司的保险政策。 Say a $20,000 mistake in Mr. Brewster's favour. It'll be our insurance policy.
和3亿美元将去公司。 加连威老道，巴克斯特和Cox。 And the $300 million will go to the firm. Granville, Baxter and Cox.
欢迎登机，沃伦。 Welcome aboard, Warren.
华尔街的大故事 是冰山国际... The big story on Wall Street is that Icebergs International...
已买断 通过Wometco石油... ...has been bought out by Wometco Petroleum...
，以便在保证税收优惠 共同市场。这将使... ...in order to secure tax benefits within the common market. This will enable...
他是一个天才，或者是他是天才？ - 无法理解它，布鲁斯特先生？ - Is he a genius, or is he a genius? - Can't understand it, Mr. Brewster?
股票，这是价值。在1？现在 有超过9美元每股面值。 The stock, which was valued. at 1½, now has a par value of over $9 a share.
我想卖掉我的股票在冰山。 I wanna sell my stock in the Iceberg.
卖？哦，不。这似乎并不 就像一个很聪明的事情... Sell? Oh, no. That doesn't seem like a very smart thing...
布鲁斯特先生？ - 什么？ - Mr. Brewster? - What?
母公司Wometco，是 最强的石油市场。 The parent company, Wometco, is one of the strongest in the petroleum market.
他们一直表现良好 在利润和红利。 They've been good performers in profits and dividends.
不卖。你有责任。一个巨大的 工资，开销，退休计划。 Don't sell. You've got obligations. A huge payroll, overhead, retirement plans.
你不想任何人打好了，做吧？ - 不，我没有。 - You don't wanna lay anyone off, do ya? - No, I don't.
算吧。这一切都在这里。 不过远射，是吧？ Count it. It's all here. Nothing but long shots, huh?
你刚刚赢得了自己冷静的 一百五，聪明的家伙。 You just won yourself a cool million five, wise guy.
这个词是出在你身上。我有 打下这些投注了全城。 The word is out on you. I had to lay these bets off all over town.
你不要再拍赌 在这个城市再次，永远！ You don't make another bet in this city again, ever!
洛约拉18日，巴黎圣母院，毫无生气。 谢谢你，宝贝。 Loyola 18, Notre Dame, zilch. Thanks a lot, baby.
这是未申报收入 从非法企业获得。 This is unreported income gained from an illegal venture.
我建议你 派遣一个快递到瑞士... I recommend that you dispatch a courier to Switzerland...
和存款这个钱 在一个秘密账户。 ...and deposit this money in a secret account.
我不想要它。我将捐献给慈善事业。 I don't want it. I'll give it to charity.
什么是你最喜欢的慈善机构？ - 有很多有价值的慈善机构。 - What's your favourite charity? - There are many worthwhile charities.
许多有价值的慈善机构！ Many worthwhile charities!
它分割之间 许多慈善机构和给他们。 Divide it up amongst the many charities and give it to them.
回去上班， 因为这是一个商业... And go back to work, because this is a business...
和我们正在做的业务 和无人能敌。 ...and we're doing business and nobody's business.
做到这一点。业务。 好。我想要做的业务。 Do it. Business. Good. I want business done.
这是如此美妙 你只是做在那里。 That was so wonderful what you just did in there.
我知道你觉得我总是在抱怨... I know you think I'm always complaining...
但我不能忍受看到 这些人利用你。 ...but I can't stand seeing these people take advantage of you.
我很欣赏你想要做什么， 但你不知道我要怎样做。 I appreciate what you're trying to do, but you don't know what I'm trying to do.
你到底想干什么？ - 我试图做... - What are you trying to do? - What I'm trying to do...
蒙蒂。 Monty.
你能在这里加强了一会儿？ - 当然，玛丽莲。 - Could you step in here for a moment? - Of course, Marilyn.
下午好，安吉拉。 - 你好，玛丽莲。 - Good afternoon, Angela. - Hello, Marilyn.
那么，蒙蒂。你怎么看 我们的后现代幻想是什么？ Well, Monty. What do you think of our postmodern fantasy?
你好，亲爱的。玛丽莲真的不甘示弱 她这个时候，你不觉得吗？ Hello, darling. Marilyn's really outdone herself this time, don't you think?
这是很好的。这是很不错的，玛丽莲。 It's good. It is very good, Marilyn.
但它不是很大。我希望你能达到 这时候内心深处自己... But it's not great. I want you to reach deep down inside yourself this time...
并提出了一些独特的。 ...and come up with something unique.
我想要走在这间屋子，说 “蒙蒂，我想死在这个房间里。” I wanna walk in this room and say "Monty, I wanna die in this room."
我想死在这个房间里，玛丽莲。 I wanna die in this room, Marilyn.
And double the workmen's salary. I mean, they look exhausted.
Help out. Come on! It's a business.
安吉拉！我不会能 做晚饭，亲爱的。 Angela! I'm not gonna be able to make dinner, darling.
这里还有太多的工作要做。 - 无论你说什么，沃伦。 - There's just too much to be done. - Whatever you say, Warren.
你想死。一个房间 A room you want to die in.
什么？ - 什么是你想告诉我？ - What? - What were you trying to tell me?
我不知道怎么说这个。即使 我不是你以为我是人... I don't know how to say this. Even though I'm not the person you thought I was...
我是对事不对人的 你觉得现在的我无论是。 ...I'm not the person that you think I am now either.
但是，为什么赚钱 让你苦不堪言...... But why does making money make you miserable...
当你失去它，你表现得开心吗？ - 我不能习惯被丰富。 - ...and when you lose it, you act happy? - I can't get used to being rich.
但你不能只是浪费钱。 But you mustn't just squander the money.
浪费了吗？我赚了几百万。 Squander it? I'm making millions.
我们以一个糟糕的开局。我以为我们会 坐一坐，了解对方。 We got off to a bad start. I thought we'd take a ride and get to know each other.
你会发现我不是一个坏家伙。 You'll find out I'm not such a bad guy.
德雷克小姐，你的战车等待。 - 哦，不。我不能接受这一点。 - Miss Drake, your chariot awaits. - Oh, no. I can't accept this.
这是125,000美元的汽车。 - 尤金说我需要一个税务注销。 - This is a $125,000 car. - Eugene said I needed a tax write-off.
我们不能坐一坐 无需参数？ Can't we take a ride without having an argument?
我保证不花什么钱... 除非你吃午饭。 I promise not to spend any money... except on you for lunch.
好的。但午餐，然后就是这样。 All right. But lunch and then that's it.
那么，我们应何去何从？ - 你赶回。 - So where shall we go? - You're drivin'.
哦，还有一个可爱的小饭馆 不远的地方，我长大的地方。 Ooh, there's a nice little restaurant near the place where I grew up.
这不是幻想，而是... It's not fancy, but...
什么...你没事吧？ What the... Are you all right?
我想是这样。 - 你确定吗？ - I think so. - Are you sure?
我非常抱歉。停车 服务员离开了我的车在第一个。 I'm terribly sorry. The parking attendant left my car in first.
当我打开点火开关， 它投篮不进。你没事吧？ When I turned on the ignition, it shot forward. Are you all right?
好吧，但你看看伤。 - 老实说，我没事。 - Fine, but you look hurt. - Honestly, I'm fine.
瞧，这是我的驾照。 Look, here's my driver's licence.
太棒了！别傻了。把这种美丽。 Great! Don't be ridiculous. Put that away.
你在休克状态。 情感创伤。 You're in a state of shock. Emotional trauma.
你在说什么？ - 脑损伤。他不知道。 - What are you talkin' about? - Brain damage. He doesn't know.
嘿，乔治！叫救护车！ Hey, George! Get an ambulance!
你没事吧，布鲁斯特先生？ Are you all right, Mr. Brewster?
布鲁斯特？蒙哥马利布鲁斯特？ Brewster? Montgomery Brewster?
没错，那就是我。 Yes, that's me.
我觉得不太好。 我开始在我的双腿失去了感觉。 I don't feel very good. I'm starting to lose feeling in my legs.
别闹了！你没看见他的伪装？ - 我不能在我的良心都没有了。 - Stop it! Can't you see he's faking? - I can't have this on my conscience.
亲爱的主席先生。你能解决这个庭外 情侣一十万美元？ Dear sir. Could you settle this out of court for a couple of hundred thousand dollars?
两个前妻。 - 两个前妻？ - Two ex-wives. - Two ex-wives?
300,000？ 300,000?
你去看医生的时候了，好不好？ You go to the doctor's right away, OK?
你给他这一个处方... 你会没事的。 You give him this for a prescription... and you'll be all right.
谢谢你。 - 有一个好的一天！ - Thank you. - Have a good day!
获取冷敷 为在你头上那个东西。 Get a cold compress for that thing on your head.
好男人。 看，cheque'll是收据。 Nice man. See, the cheque'll be a receipt.
我饿了。我已经准备好去 现在吃午饭。我想满足你的家人。 I'm starving. I'm ready to go to lunch now. I wanna meet your family.
满足我的家人？ 那你想干什么？买他们吗？ Meet my family? What do you wanna do? Buy 'em?
我会很惭愧 介绍我的家人给你！ I would be ashamed to introduce my family to you!
安吉拉！等待。听我说。 Angela! Wait. Listen to me.
安吉拉！你会等待一分钟？我做了 尽我所能。这是不是男人的错。 Angela! Will you wait a minute? I did the best I could. That wasn't that man's fault.
当您第一次获得 一些钱，你会怎么做？ The first time you get some money, what do you do?
你花了和炫耀。 你只给了300000美元！ You spend it and show off. You just gave away $300,000!
噢，我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
哦，看那个。是不是可怕吗？ Oh, look at that. Isn't that awful?
我不相信它。如何无味。 I don't believe it. How tasteless.
那个女孩是忘恩负义，考虑所有 事情你已经做了尝试，以提高她的。 That girl is ungrateful, considering all the things you've done to try to improve her.
我只是觉得这是不可原谅的。 I just think this is unforgivable.
谢谢。 Thank you.
你可能不感兴趣 在什么Marilyn和我正在做的... You may not be interested in what Marilyn and I are doing...
但我们有一个实拍 在得到我们的工作进入公元下个月。 ...but we have a real shot at getting our work into AD next month.
公元？ - 建筑文摘。 - AD? - Architectural Digest.
那太好了。 我为你感到高兴和玛丽莲。 That's wonderful. I'm happy for you and Marilyn.
你没事吧？ - 我不是很满意这个局面。 - Are you all right? - I'm not very happy with this situation.
你可以愚弄我。 - 那是什么意思？ - You could have fooled me. - What's that supposed to mean?
你和蒙蒂似乎 要很好地相处。 That you and Monty seem to be getting along well.
让所有的人在这里什么 他们喝。香槟，任何东西。 Give everybody else in here whatever they're drinking. Champagne, anything.
是的，先生。 Yes, sir.
饮料的房子！ 礼貌布鲁斯特先生。 Drinks on the house! Courtesy of Mr. Brewster.
蒙蒂布鲁斯特贵气 无国界。 Monty Brewster's extravagance knows no bounds.
付款后的最高记录。 价格邮票... After paying the highest-recorded. price for a stamp...
布鲁斯特...今天炮轰。出 一个记录。 600000美元... ...Brewster today shelled. out a record. $600,000...
为...5箱子 114岁。法国葡萄酒。 ...for five cases of 114-year-old. French wine.
他惊呆了。人群中。在拍卖行 ，不仅以现金支付的酒... He stunned. the crowd. at the auction house by not only paying in cash for the wine...
但是......打开所有60瓶 在接待市民算账。 ...but by opening all 60 bottles at a reception for the public afterwards.
10,000元一瓶，那得是 最昂贵的解酒我听说了。中。 At $10,000 a bottle, that's gotta be the most expensive hangover I've heard. of.
安吉拉？ - 什么？ - Angela? - What?
我问，如果你的感情发生了变化。 I asked if your feelings had changed.
我怎样才能使它更清楚？ 你可以支付的饮料，让我们去吗？ How can I make it any clearer? Can you pay for the drinks and let's go?
饮料是在蒙蒂。 The drinks are on Monty.
布鲁斯特？ - 是的？ - Brewster? - Yes?
看起来你已经有了 一个忙碌的晚上，在你前面。 Looks like you've got a busy evening ahead of you.
是啊，我太忙了，有乐趣。 我得花钱。 Yeah, I'm too busy to have fun. I gotta spend money.
邮寄的邮票是相当巧妙。 - 你喜欢吗？而葡萄酒拍卖？ - Mailing that stamp was quite ingenious. - You like that? And the wine auction?
再次，很有想象力。我明白了 它耗资60万美元，按照德雷克小姐。 Again, very imaginative. I understand it cost $600,000, according to Miss Drake.
在那里，她又来了，像往常一样。 There she goes again, as usual.
我累了像个有钱人 混蛋给大家。我受够了。 I am tired of acting like a rich asshole for everybody. I'm fed up.
我应该把鲁珀特叔叔的窝囊废 子句。我不认为我可以把这事办成。 I should've took Uncle Rupert's wimp clause. I don't think I can pull this off.
我不知道，但是那棒球比赛 你打算像一个很好的一步声音。 I don't know, but that baseball game you're planning sounds like a good step.
我的左腿。看到了吗？我种了 下错了。我是失去平衡。 My left leg. See? I planted it down wrong. I was off balance.
哦！来吧，蒙蒂。 现在，这是蒙蒂我知道。 Ooh! Go ahead, Monty. Now that's the Monty I know.
嗨，蒙蒂。怎么样了，哥们？ Hi, Monty. How's it going, buddy?
告诉他这个好消息。 - 你告诉他。 - Tell him the good news. - You tell him.
我有一个好消息和一个坏消息。 - 告诉他这个坏消息第一个。 - I got good news and bad news. - Tell him the bad news first.
坏消息是我做了什么，你想我 做。我摆脱了你的冰山股票。 The bad news is I did what you wanted me to do. I got rid of your Iceberg stocks.
这是伟大的。 - 你准备好了好消息吗？ - That's great. - You ready for the good news?
我把尤金的建议。我承认，不 你知道，我用的公司名称。 I took Eugene's advice. I admit, without you knowing, I used the corporate name.
我为你做的一些投资。 - 这是确定的。 - I made some investments for you. - That's OK.
我是怎么买的？ 一种商品的事情，油井... What did I buy? A commodity thing, an oil well...
他只是让你1000万美元。 - 美元10万元！ - He just made you $10 million. - $10 million!
呜呼呼！绮哈哈！ - 这不是很好吗？ - Woo-hoo hoo! Yee-ha ha! - Isn't that wonderful?
千万，千万， 一千万美元！ Ten million, ten million, ten million dollars!
不！该死的！ No! Damn it!
我马上回来，我开始了，该死的！ I'm right back where I started, damn it!
耶稣。 Jesus.
1000万美元。 1000万美元。 $10 million. $10 million.
出了什么事，蒙蒂？ What's the matter, Monty?
我做的家伙千万美元 而他的行为就像是一个葬礼。 I make the guy $10 million and he acts like it's a funeral.
这是美国货币。 It's American money.
恭喜。 Congratulations.
关于家具 你要我们租。 About that furniture you wanted us to rent.
我怕公司要求 大量的现金存款。 20,000元。 I'm afraid the company requires a substantial cash deposit. $20,000.
20,000元。嘿，不要忘记。 $20,000. Hey, don't forget.
为了让安吉拉的收据？我知道了。 To give Angela the receipt? I know.
必须保持那些书直。 - 是啊。 - Have to keep those books straight. - Yeah.
这么久。 So long.
我想一个人呆着......由我自己。 I'd like to be alone... by myself.
没问题。你必须让 吓坏了的洋基比赛。 No problem. You must be getting psyched up for the Yankee game.
他总是这样做了。他得到胡思乱想COS 他得到吓坏上涨的一大游戏。 He always does this. He gets cranky cos he's getting psyched up for a big game.
有时工作，有时没有。 这一次，我们就离开他了。 Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. This time we'll just leave him alone.
我不明白这一点。 - 是啊，什么是他？ - I don't get it. - Yeah, what is with him?
我们应该考虑精神科医师的协助。 - 你是什么？疯了吗？ - We should consider psychiatric help. - What are you? Nuts?
OK.
有两个星期，直到大选， 这个站是遗憾地通知... With two weeks until the election, this station is sorry to report...
这是无法赞同的任 候选人的纽约市市长。 ...that it is unable to endorse either of the candidates for mayor of New York.
既海勒先生及萨尔维诺先生一直 抽钱可耻的金额... Both Mr. Heller and Mr. Salvino have been pumping scandalous amounts of money...
进入...华而不实的广告活动这一点，所以 到目前为止，只证明。他们的能力... ...into slick advertising campaigns that, so far, have only demonstrated. their ability...
诋毁对方 和挥霍竞选捐款。 ...to slander each other and squander campaign contributions.
在这个站，唯一的视图 被提出的问题。通过本次辩论... In the view of this station, the only issue being raised. by this debate...
无论是城市 纽约是出售... ...is whether the city of New York is for sale...
和...到底有多少行贿的钱 这将需要购买它。 ...and just how much slush money it will take to buy it.
竞选公职是昂贵的，并且它的 前所未闻的到用自己的钱做。 Running for office is expensive, and it's unheard of to do it with your own money.
是啊。他知道政治是什么的？ - 他试图做一些很好的。 - Yeah. What's he know about politics? - He's trying to do some good.
我已经想通了这一点。这就是为什么 他变得心烦意乱的时候，他就能获利。 I've figured this out. That's why he gets upset when he makes a profit.
这让他感到内疚。他试图 做正确的事，一次在他的生活中。 It makes him feel guilty. He's trying to do the right thing for once in his life.
布鲁斯特先生！布鲁斯特先生！ Mr. Brewster! Mr. Brewster!
布鲁斯特先生，你能不能 给我们你的理由... Mr. Brewster, could you give us your reasons...
你突然 和意想不到的候选人？ ...for your sudden and unexpected candidacy?
我的身影投给萨尔维诺或者是海勒 就像愚蠢的他们竞选公职。 I figure voting for Salvino or Heller is just as silly as them running for office.
那是因为傻，因为我竞选公职。 That's as silly as me running for office.
什么是不傻的是电源 市民的投票。 What is not silly is the power of the people's vote.
我认为人们应该使用 它投票支持... I think the people should use it to vote for...
以上都不是！ ...none of the above!
难道我们要明白，你不 其实想任何人都投票给你？ Are we to understand that you don't actually want anyone to vote for you?
我想说的是，我认为 只有白痴才会投我一票。 What I'm saying is I think only an idiot would vote for me.
布鲁斯特先生，你采取的立场 在任何城市所面临的问题是什么？ Mr. Brewster, have you taken positions on any of the issues facing the city?
卫生，工会腐败... Sanitation, union corruption...
底线是 我在这里买你的票。 The bottom line is I'm here to buy your votes.
还剩只有10天 在选举之前... With only 10 days left before the election...
怎么......你会发现支持 对于那个位置？ ...how will you find support for that position?
我不期望的支持。我问人 不汇钱到我的候选资格。 I don't expect support. I'm asking people not to send money in to my candidacy.
他们应该保持他们的钱。 这次选举后，他们会需要它。 They should keep their money. They'll need it after this election.
蒙蒂布鲁斯特。那是我的，对不对？ Monty Brewster. That's me, right?
今晚，我在这里和你说话 关于“以上皆非”。 Tonight, I'm here to talk to you about "None of the above".
你知道怎么回事，在竞选的时候， 你决定不投... You know how, at election time, you decide not to vote...
因为两位候选人 如此排斥？ ...because the two candidates are so repulsive?
令人厌恶的是不是这个词。 咱们都充满了狗屎。 Repulsive's not the word. We 're all full of shit.
我不认为你可以使用 那种在电视上的语言。 I didn't think you could use that kind of language on television.
也许他只是想 得到他的点对面。 Maybe he's just trying to get his point across.
我从来不穿西装，打领带。从来没有。 I never wear a suit and a tie. Never.
这些都只是政治家的事来使用 欺骗你以为他们是可敬的。 These are just things politicians use to trick you into thinking they're respectable.
嗯......对政治家，是吧？ Well... to the politician, huh?
他买黄金时间每站？ - 更糟糕的是，他的网络。 - He bought prime time on every station? - Worse than that, he's on network.
他的跑动点在所有52个州 在任何情况下，纽约人都在休假。 He's running spots in all 52 states in case any New Yorkers are on vacation.
写在“”以上皆非“” 您的选票上。 Write in '"None of the above'" on your ballot.
不要投票给我们任何人。我们很混蛋。 Don't vote for any of us. We 're assholes.
我们只会使事情变得更糟。 We'll only make things worse.
让我们的D。溜冰场给它。 Let's d. rink to it.
我想谢谢你 今天现身... I wanna thank you for coming out today...
看到它，无论我的对手 也不是我赢得选举。 ...to see to it that neither my opponents nor me win the election.
我要问的问题。 I wanna ask the question.
谁买的酒？ - 你是谁！ - Who's buying the booze? - You are!
谁在买食物？ - 你是谁！ - Who's buying the food? - You are!
又是谁的试着买你的票呢？ - 你是谁！ - And who's tryin' to buy your vote? - You are!
而你会投给谁？ - 以上都不是！ - And who you're gonna vote for? - None of the above!
再说一遍！ - 以上都不是！ - Say it again! - None of the above!
让我听到一个更多的时间！ - 以上都不是！ - Let me hear it one more time! - None of the above!
布鲁斯特！布鲁斯特！布鲁斯特！ Brewster! Brewster! Brewster!
称之为离谱。 把它的呼吸新鲜空气。 Call it outrageous. Call it a breath of fresh air.
但你不能再 叫它是一个笑话运动。 But what you can no longer call it is a joke campaign.
偏心千万富翁 蒙哥马利布鲁斯特... Eccentric multimillionaire Montgomery Brewster...
是通电的人群 并开始出现在民意测验。 ...is electrifying crowds and is starting to show up in the polls.
所有的记者可以说是我最讨厌 看看自己能做些什么，如果他是认真的。 All this reporter can say is I hate to see what he could do if he was serious.
那么，你有什么想谈什么？ So, what do you wanna talk about?
我？你的人打电话给我的人。 - 废话。你让人感动第一。 - Me? Your people called my people. - Bullshit. Your people moved first.
有什么区别？ 我们得到了同样的问题。 What's the difference? We got the same problem.
布鲁斯特。 Brewster.
你所听到的对他说，我们 昨天。我会引用它。 You heard what he said about us yesterday. I'll quote it for you.
“海勒和萨尔维诺都只有 一对夫妇杂草丛生码头鼠。“ "Heller and Salvino are both just a couple of overgrown wharf rats."
“否则为什么别人要用10元 万元获得60,000美元的一年的工作... "Why else would anybody spend $10 million to get a $60,000-a-year job...
除非......他打算偷 这回连本带利？“ ...unless he planned to steal it back with interest?"
你和我要去告他 对于每一分钱他得到了。 You and I are gonna sue him for every cent he's got.
这是很不错的，海勒。很不错的。 That's very good, Heller. Very good.
我叫'时间一对夫妇 的杂草丛生码头大鼠... I called 'em a couple of overgrown wharf rats...
我不得不支付'时间4000000美元 对于感情伤害它没有。 ...and I had to pay 'em $4 million for the emotional damage it did.
你觉得你的对手？ - 他们是泥。你可以引述我。 - What do you think of your opponents? - They're slime. You can quote me.
不要引用他的话，请。 Don't quote him, please.
在游戏中的任何预测？ Any prediction on the game?
我羚牛'那场比赛更严重 比我这次选举。 I'm takin' that game more serious than I am this election.
我们可以采取什么你说真的吗？ Can we take anything you say seriously?
这就像俗话说的：“如果胡说八道 为钱，我会成为百万富翁。“ It's like the saying: "If bullshit were money, I'd be a millionaire."
好吧，我是一个百万富翁。 Well, I'm a millionaire.
他不是那个意思。 难道你敢引述他说。 He didn't mean that. Don't you dare quote him on that.
你一定很紧张，这 游戏。你把一切都进去了。 You must be so nervous about this game. You put everything into it.
不是万能的，但很多。 Not everything, but a lot.
这是我的大日子。 我投反对美国人。 This is my big day. I'm pitching against the Yankees.
我能得到任何球队开出的三局。 I can get any team out for three innings.
好。下午。纽约 扬基棒球网络是在空气中。 Good. afternoon. The New York Yankee baseball network is on the air.
我们已经有了一个特别版 扬基棒球... We've got a special edition of Yankee baseball...
一个特殊的三局表演赛... ...a special three-inning exhibition game...
纽约洋基队之间 和 - 你准备好了吗？ - ...between the New York Yankees and - are you ready for this? -
在哈肯萨克公牛。 the Hackensack Bulls.
我知道他们是美国人。你知道吗 我多少年听了你们... I know they're the Yankees. You know how many years I listened to you guys...
抱怨 你永远不会得到你拍的？ ...complaining about you never get your shot?
好了，今天我们得到我们的镜头。 Well, today we get our shot.
这里会是体育作家那里。 There's gonna be sports writers there.
新闻播音员，电视，电台。 Newscasters, TV, radio.
约翰逊，你26岁了吧？ Johnson, you're 26 years old, right?
你有一个伟大的手套。完美的挥杆。 You got a great glove. Perfect swing.
但是，如果你不显示你的东西 在那里，没有人会知道这一点。 But if you don't show your stuff out there, nobody's gonna know it.
嘿，你们这些家伙！ 让我们去那里踢小屁股！ Hey, you guys! Let's go out there and kick a little ass!
而公牛哈肯萨克 采取公平的竞争环境！ And the Hackensack Bulls take the playing field!
这是你犯了一个很大的讲话。 That was a great speech you made.
我知道你有一些东西需要证明， 但不要试图来显示这些家伙。 I know you got something to prove, but don't try to show these guys up.
蒙蒂看起来如此的渺小。那些美国佬 看起来那么大。他能受伤？ Monty looks so tiny. Those Yankees look so big. Can he get hurt?
罗。他们就会把他的快速球 并会削减一些汽车在帕金'很多。 Nah. They'll just take his fast balls and dent some cars in the parkin' lot.
我好动我的豪华轿车。 I better move my limousine.
无票布鲁斯特！ No votes for Brewster!
以上都不是！ None of the above!
听到这样的人群发疯。 这对蒙哥马利布鲁斯特。 Hear this crowd go crazy. That's for Montgomery Brewster.
金融世界的精灵 谁在现场来了...... That financial-world wizard who came on the scene...
并继续激动和喜悦 这个体育场的球迷。 ...and continues to thrill and delight the fans of this stadium.
以上都不是！以上都不是！ None of the above! None of the above!
好吧！让我们玩球。 All right! Let's play ball.
哈肯萨克公牛，是吧？ - 这就是名字。 - Hackensack Bulls, huh? - That's the name.
罗比在挖掘和我们正在进行。 Robby digs in and we're under way.
蒙蒂布鲁斯特同行在他的标志 和在所述第一桨距踢腿。 Monty Brewster peers in at his sign and kicks in the first pitch.
更改了？ - 不，那是他的快速球。 - Change-up? - No, that was his fastball.
我猜你不得不调用 他变了，嘿嘿，比夫？ I guess you'd have to call that his change-up, hey, Biff?
秋千上，这是一个能手。 - 出来！ - Swing on, it's a hotshot. - Out!
你都出来了。 You are out.
肯·迪克森在加强对洋基。比夫？ Ken Dixon stepping in for the Yanks. Biff?
狄克逊的声誉， 一个强硬的竞争对手就是传说中的，温尼。 Dixon's reputation as a tough competitor is legendary, Vinnie.
嘿，肯迪克森。这是一种乐趣 是在相同的字段。 Hey, Ken Dixon. It's a pleasure to be on the same field.
我很佩服你的工作。你是一个伟大的击球手。 I admire your work. You're a great hitter.
那你的投手认为他是可爱的。 - 他肯定不会。 - That pitcher of yours thinks he's cute. - He sure does.
你有一个伟大的赛季 今年，狄克逊先生。 You had a great season this year, Mr. Dixon.
我看到了那场比赛在波士顿 早在六月，是吗？ I saw that game in Boston back in June, was it?
看了那场比赛？ - 是啊，我看到了那场比赛。 - Saw that game? - Yeah, I saw that game.
我告诉你。伟大的比赛。两个本垒打。 三重。六分打点。我简直不敢相信...... I tell you. Great game. Two home runs. A triple. Six RBIs. I can't believe...
你没有做全明星队。 - 我不相信。 - ...you didn't make the all-star team. - I didn't believe it either.
那是一个犯规球。 That was a foul ball.
来吧，蒙蒂。保持它在那里。 Come on, Monty. Keep it in there.
迪克森，我在电视上看到你的妻子。 - 是吗？ - Dixon, I saw your wife on television. - Yeah?
她肯定是一个丑陋的婊子。 - 谢谢。 - She sure is an ugly bitch. - Thanks.
打三分，你出来！ Strike three, you're out!
而你闭嘴。这里滚出去。 And you shut up. Get outta here.
你闭嘴。这里滚出去。 You shut up. Get outta here.
你闭嘴。 - 我说了什么？ - You shut up. - What did I say?
发生了什么事，男人？ - 他叫我老婆一个丑陋的婊子。 - What happened, man? - He called my wife an ugly bitch.
小吃吧！ - 我是一个小吃吧？你是个混蛋。 - Snack bar! - I'm a snack bar? You're an asshole.
这是一个热烈的交流。看起来是这样的 游戏可能有一些真正的精神，毕竟。 It's a heated exchange. Looks like this game may have some real spirit after all.
它的一切权利。来吧。 It's all right. Come on.
一个字挖出来，肥仔， 你吃你的面具。 One word out of you, fat boy, and you eat your mask.
你不会跟我说话 你做了迪克森的方式。 You won't talk to me the way you did Dixon.
Can I help it if a guy can't take a joke? Have you ever seen his wife?
Yeah. Ugly bitch!
还有很长的D。里沃到 深中心领域。回来，回来，回来的路。 There's a long d. rive to deep centre field. Back, back, way back.
迈克·沙尔夫与 辉煌的跨越式追赶。 Mike Scharf with a brilliant leaping catch.
Uh-huh? - Warren Cox. You're expecting me.
Uh, yeah, right. The refund.
Yes. It's $20,000. That's the receipt.
我很高兴地摆脱它。不喜欢 有那么多钱在这里。 I'm glad to get rid of it. Don't like having that kind of money around here.
老板是不是太高兴，当他发现 出布鲁斯特先生不喜欢的家具。 The boss wasn't too happy when he found out Mr. Brewster didn't like the furniture.
是的，这是一个遗憾，但他却没有味道。 Yes, it's a pity, but he has no taste.
顺便说一句，怎么大的游戏来了吗？ By the way, how's the big game coming?
公牛队领先拉链，但 他们已经开始打他们。 Bulls are ahead one-zip, but they're starting to hit 'em.
右。 Right.
不，不，不，不，不！ No, no, no, no, no!
肯·迪克森D。分料 一个大满贯全垒打... Ken Dixon d. riving a grand-slam home run...
和洋基领先。其四比一。 ...and the Yankees lead. it four to one.
听那个散。 掌声在这里哈肯萨克。 Listen to that scattered. applause here in Hackensack.
听起来更像是一个丧钟。 Sounds more like a death knell.
这才是真正的洋基棒球 在那里，我的朋友。 That is true Yankee baseball there, my friend.
纽约扬基电源已经破灭 气球在哈肯萨克，新泽西州。 New York Yankee power has burst a balloon over Hackensack, New Jersey.
难道你不知道布朗克斯 Bombers'd是坏人？ Wouldn't you know that the Bronx Bombers'd be the bad guys?
噢，我的！ Oh, my!
总得带你出去，孩子。 Gotta take you out, kid.
他只是很幸运，蒙蒂。 He just got lucky, Monty.
嘿，你做得很好，布鲁斯特。真正的好。 Hey, you did good, Brewster. Real good.
我为你和所有的球员感到骄傲。 I'm proud of you and all the guys.
什么是地狱， 这是纽约洋基队。 What the hell, this is the New York Yankees.
玩球！ Play ball!
这是一个勇敢的努力。你大爷 鲁珀特会一直为你感到骄傲。 That was a valiant effort. Your Uncle Rupert would've been proud of you.
我想我的叔叔鲁珀特 不喜欢失败者。 I thought my Uncle Rupert didn't like losers.
布鲁斯特先生，我不认为你是一个失败者。 Mr. Brewster, I don't think you're a loser.
如果这是你担心钱， 没有。我只有38000美元左边。 If it's the money you're worried about, don't. I only have $38,000 left.
我可以花今晚在我睡觉。 I could spend that tonight in my sleep.
是的，但它看起来像 你可以赢得这场选举。 Yes, but it looks like you could win this election.
这差事60,000美元年薪... The job carries a $60,000 annual salary...
这将被视为 一项资产的意愿的条款。 ...which would be considered an asset by the terms of the will.
好了，下面是最后的总和。对于 洋基赢球，在四支安打四分... OK, here are the final totals. For the Yankees to win, four runs on four hits...
等待一分钟。 事端的“可能被布莱恩'。 Wait a minute. Somethin' might be goin' on.
它看起来像布鲁斯特 要去解决这一人群的乡亲。 It looks like Brewster's gonna address this crowd of folks.
杀商业，伙计们。 我们会呆在这里。 Kill the commercial, fellas. We're gonna stay right here.
我想要把我的帽子给美国人。 I'd like to take my hat off to the Yankees.
任何人都可以继承数百万美元 买hisself选举... Anybody can inherit millions of dollars and buy hisself an election...
但它需要一个真正的运动员 成为一名职业棒球球员。 ...but it takes a real athlete to be a professional baseball player.
而这正是所有这些先生 这里有今天。真正的专业人士。 And that's what all these gentlemen here are today. Real professionals.
看，选举是 应该是一个笑话。 See, the election was supposed to be a joke.
我没想到有人投我一票。 我没想到我会认真对待。 I didn't expect anybody to vote for me. I didn't think I'd be taken seriously.
我想：“以上皆非” 是个不错的主意。 I thought "None of the above" was a pretty good idea.
我不想成为市长。我从来没有。 I don't wanna be mayor. I never did.
怎么样，比夫？蒙蒂布鲁斯特 从退出竞选。 How about that, Biff? Monty Brewster is withdrawing from the election.
这还不是全部下坡。我的意思是我还有... It's not all downhill. I mean I still got...
左... 38,000元。 ...$38,000 left.
我要去扔一个党今晚 酒店在纽约... I'm gonna throw a party tonight at the hotel in New York...
和你所有的邀请。 ...and you're all invited.
你好。 Hi.
我想我会在这里找到你。 I thought I'd find you here.
由于沃伦不在身边，我想 也许我可以护送你去参加聚会。 Since Warren's not around, I thought maybe I could escort you to the party.
我很抱歉你从棒球退休。 我知道多少对你的意义。 I'm sorry about you retiring from baseball. I know how much it meant to you.
没关系。 它发生在每个人迟早的事。 That's all right. It happens to everyone sooner or later.
这是游戏的本质。 - 是啊。 - It's the nature of the game. - Yeah.
我不认为有什么 这里留给我添加上去... I don't think there's anything left here for me to add up...
所以我猜这是再见。 - 难道你不想要去参加聚会？ - ...so I guess this is goodbye. - Don't you wanna go to the party?
哦，不。我不能忍受一个又一个。 Oh, no. I couldn't stand another one.
我不明白你 也可能会被庆祝... I don't see what you could possibly be celebrating...
除非你认为它的确定 挥霍三千万？ ...unless you think it's OK to squander $30 million?
我不知道。我只是想，也许 这是一个阶段我正在经历。 I don't. I just think maybe it was a phase I was going through.
明天我不会是这样了。 Tomorrow I won't be like this any more.
明天再来，你已经死了分手。 这一切都结束了。 Come tomorrow, you are dead broke. It's all over.
你甚至不需要有工作打 棒球任何更多，你会怎么做？ You don't even have a job playing baseball any more and what do you do?
你抛出一个党与你最后的38，000！ You throw a party with your last 38, 000!
我生气了这么多钱，我想通 有什么区别呢38000美元化妆。 I pissed off so much money, I figured what difference does $38,000 make.
你怎么敢？这比一个更多的钱 很多勤劳的人赚的一年。 How dare you? That's more money than a lot of hardworking people earn in a year.
让你的价值观在一起 因为你会需要他们。 Get your values together cos you'll need 'em.
等到明天，然后 你就会知道这是怎么回事。 Wait until tomorrow, then you'll know what this is about.
只是忘记它。我希望你玩得开心 在该方COS这就是你就剩。 Just forget it. I hope you have fun at that party cos that's all you got left.
我爱你。 I love you.
多纳尔先生，我们接受 捐款布鲁斯特先生... Mr. Donaldo, we're accepting contributions for Mr. Brewster...
因为他是目前资不抵债。 ...since he's currently insolvent.
是啊。放一些钱在这里了。 Yeah. Put some money in here now.
我没带钱包。 我认为这是一个自由党。 I didn't bring my wallet. I thought this was a free party.
我明白了。太糟糕了。 - 你把你的钱在锡罐？ - I see. Too bad. - Do you put your money in tin cans?
你猜对了，大男孩。 这个肥缺是不会运行，直到永远。 You got it, big boy. This gravy train ain't gonna run for ever.
哦嗬，这是什么？ Oh-ho, what's this?
嗯，非常感谢你。 这是慷慨的你。非常慷慨。 Well, thank you very much. This is generous of you. Very generous.
我要对你放 我的圣诞卡片列表。 I'm gonna put you on my Christmas-card list.
如何一杯香槟？ How about a glass of champagne?
如何一瓶香槟？ 我会喝醉。 How about a bottle of champagne? I'm gonna get drunk.
蒙蒂！ Monty!
蒙蒂，好消息，伙计。好消息。 Monty, good news, pal. Good news.
布鲁斯特先生，我觉得你是一个很好的地狱 男人和我们采取了集合给你。 Mr. Brewster, I think you're a hell of a nice man and we took up a collection for you.
你已经支付给我们的所有那么多钱， 我们现在你破产了心疼...... You've paid us all so much money, we feel bad now that you're broke...
所以你会拿这个钱，好吗？ ...so would you take this money, please?
我非常欣赏这一点，但你知道我的。 I really appreciate this, but you know me.
我就花吧。我不能把它。 I'll just spend it. I can't take it.
兄弟，拿钱，请。 - 我不能。 - Brother, take the money, please. - I can't.
拿钱。 - 号 - Take the money. - No.
我知道了。你不想施舍。 忘记了慈善机构。 I know. You don't want charity. Forget the charity.
我是要去拯救这个以备不时之需。 我告诉你现在，它正在下雨。 I was gonna save this for a rainy day. I tell ya now, it's raining.
惟我买了几服， 我救了几乎每一个你给我一分钱。 Except for a few suits that I bought, I saved almost every penny you gave me.
现在，我有个主意。 Now, I got an idea.
我们要去买个克尔维特和驱动器 全国各地的落基山脉。 We're gonna buy a Corvette and drive across country to the Rocky Mountains.
我们会买一间小屋，去钓鱼... - 斯派克，你很漂亮，男人。您是第。 - We'll buy a cabin and go fishing... - Spike, you're beautiful, man. You are.
但是你不知道。明天... - 是吗？ - But you don't know. Tomorrow... - Yeah?
几乎让猫 袋，鲁伯特叔叔。 Almost let the cat out of the bag, Uncle Rupert.
什么是你在说什么？ What are you talkin' about?
我不能告诉我最好的朋友 因为我的叔叔鲁珀特是个王八蛋。 I can't tell my closest friend cos my Uncle Rupert's a son of a bitch.
为什么？你在说什么？ - 呃... - Why? What are you saying? - Uh...
嘿，它应该是一个党。 Hey, it's supposed to be a party.
这是一个党！为什么每个人都 不跳舞，有一个好时机？ It's a party! How come everybody ain't dancing and having a good time?
我的意思是，是什么？有人死了？ 我得为我的钱全部价值。 I mean, what? Somebody die? I gotta get full value for my money.
你听说过他。他说，他不想要它。 You heard him. He said he doesn't want it.
你真的把所有钱都花光？ Did you really spend all that money?
漂亮的朋友，我竟然是。你给 我钱让我可以跟你玩抓？ Nice friend I turned out to be. You give me money so I could play catch with you?
秒杀，你不明白。 Spike, you don't understand.
没有人能理解。 Nobody understands.
我什至不明白了。 而且我生病的钱。 I don't even understand any more. And I am sick of money.
我要把这 而且我要去弄撕毁了。 I'm gonna take this and I'm gonna go and get tore up.
给我几瓶 什么他喝，没事吧？ Give me a few bottles of what he's drinking, all right?
这三节过后，布鲁斯特先生。 It's after three, Mr. Brewster.
结帐的时候？ Checkout time?
恐怕你得马上离开。 I'm afraid you'll have to leave now.
就像我常说，卡特先生。 你是一个真正的好男人。 Like I always said, Mr. Carter. You're a real nice man.
我相信一切你穿 属于我们，布鲁斯特先生。 I believe everything you're wearing belongs to us, Mr. Brewster.
我差点忘了。 I almost forgot.
在我刚回来的衣服。 这就是他们说。 Just the clothes on my back. That's what they said.
杰克琼斯3000万美元。 使得很多意义上说，鲁珀特叔叔。 Piss off $30 million. Makes a lot of sense, Uncle Rupert.
你这个混蛋。 You asshole.
我要推荐 你店里所有的朋友。 I'm gonna recommend your shop to all my friends.
你租用一些伟大的衣服。所有的'时间。 You lease some great clothes. All of 'em.
保持这个。 Keep this, too.
蒙蒂？尊敬的顾客您好。 我几乎认不出你。 Monty? Well, hello. I hardly recognised you.
它已经准备好了，先生。你怎么看？ It's ready, sir. What do you think?
你喜欢吗？ Do you like it?
玛丽莲，这个聊天室就是我可能会死英寸 Marilyn, this is the room I could die in.
感谢上帝。 Thank God.
我很高兴。 I'm so glad.
好了，男孩。 OK, boys.
把它都回来了。 Take it all back.
我希望你有面团 保留它，蒙蒂。 I wish you had the dough to keep it, Monty.
出租汽车，布鲁斯特先生？ - 我现在不能买得起它。我走的钱。 - Taxicab, Mr. Brewster? - I can't afford it now. I'm outta money.
你绝对猜不到谁我投 今天早上。 “以上皆非”。 You'll never guess who I voted for this morning. "None of the above".
这是很好的。 That's good.
这是真正的好。 That's real good.
这是查克弗莱明在时代广场。 这快讯讲述这一切。 This is Chuck Fleming in Times Square. That newsflash tells it all.
前候选人蒙哥马利 布鲁斯特... Former candidate Montgomery Brewster...
谁......从退出竞选 昨天，显然死打破了... ...who withdrew from the campaign yesterday, and apparently dead broke...
检查出他的酒店 几个小时前... ...checked out of his hotel a few hours ago...
戴着棒球球衣 和帽子，他22天前对。 ...wearing the baseball jersey and cap he had on 30 days ago.
他现在在哪儿？似乎没有人知道。 Where is he now? Nobody seems to know.
我们跟着他的过山车 骑成功和失败的... We followed his roller-coaster ride of success and failure...
现在它似乎是结束了。 ...and now it would seem to be over.
但是，那些你在选举之后 结果知道这是不是这样的。 But those of you following the election results know that that's not so.
如果你在那里，蒙蒂，打开收音机 或电视机或拿起报纸。 If you're out there, Monty, turn on a radio or a TV set or pick up a newspaper.
我想你可能会感到自豪 发生了什么事在这个城市今天。 I think you might be proud of what's happened in this city today.
查弗莱明，行动新闻。 Chuck Fleming, Action News.
哦，蒙蒂。只是我想看到的人。 Oh, Monty. Just the man I wanted to see.
我有好消息。 不，美妙的，美妙的消息。 I've got wonderful news. No, wonderful, wonderful news.
你还记得2万元，你 给了我作为家具定金？ Do you remember the $20,000 that you gave me as a deposit on the furniture?
好了，在这儿呢。你没坏，毕竟。 Well, here it is. You're not broke after all.
是不是幸运？ Isn't that fortunate?
三分钟。 - 对不起，Roundfield ... - Three minutes. - I'm sorry, Roundfield...
但我们的记录显示布鲁斯特 还有一笔可观的金额。 ...but our records indicate Brewster still has a substantial amount of money.
真的吗？ - 嗯。 - Really? - Mm-hm.
我简直不敢相信！我不干了！ I can't believe it! I quit!
我想我没有这样做很好。 我还有20000美元离开。 I guess I didn't do so good. I still got $20,000 left.
你看，我知道我失去了一切...... Look, I know I lost and everything...
所以我签你想要什么 我签字离开。 ...so I'll sign what you want me to sign and leave.
给他的放弃权利的文件。 - 用我的笔。 - Give him the quitclaim papers. - Use my pen.
布鲁斯特先生，你仍然有 两个完整分钟。 Mr. Brewster, you still have two full minutes.
两个完整的分钟是为了什么？ 我搞砸了。我累坏了。 Two full minutes for what? I blew it. I'm burnt out.
我们一路为你加油。 We were rooting for you all the way.
沃伦，你在做什么？ - 嘘！他即将签署的一切都带走。 - Warren, what are you doing? - Ssh! He's about to sign it all away.
什么是你在这里干什么？ - 收了布鲁斯特的账户。 - What are you doing here? - Closing out Brewster's account.
注册什么了吗？ - 嘘！我想我可以让你在现在。 - Sign what away? - Ssh! I guess I can let you in on it now.
在几秒钟内，我要成为一个完整的 合伙人，只要他签署该文件。 In a few seconds I'm gonna be a full partner, as soon as he signs that paper.
见，其原因是 他自爆3000万美元... See, the reason that he blew the $30 million...
是这样他就可以得到 他真正的3亿美元的产业。 ...was so he could get his real inheritance of $300 million.
他不得不把所有钱都花光？ 他为什么不告诉我？ He had to spend all that money? Why didn't he tell me?
这是意志的条件。 他必须保守这个秘密。 It was a condition of the will. He had to keep it a secret.
如果它是这样一个天大的秘密， 你怎么就知道有关它的一切？ If it's such a big secret, how come you know all about it?
恐怕也是一个秘密。 I'm afraid that too is a secret.
嗯，嗯。他没有花这笔钱。 我有收据。 Uh-uh. He did spend that money. I have the receipts.
也许你不是那么透彻。 还记得道森和克拉克帐户？ Maybe you're not so thorough. Remember the Dawson and Clark account?
精致定制家具和窗帘？ Fine custom furniture and draperies?
不！给我！ - 蒙蒂，停！不要签署任何文件！ - No! Give me that! - Monty, stop! Don't sign anything!
龙小姐！这是一个私人会议。 离开，否则你会被解雇。 Miss Drake! This is a private meeting. Leave or you'll be fired.
注册在这里。 Sign right here.
沃伦被骗。他们把他交给它。 他隐瞒20,000美元存款... Warren cheated. They put him up to it. He withheld the $20,000 deposit...
所以蒙蒂会认为他已经花掉了。 ...so Monty would think he'd spent it.
我忘了给她的收据。 这是一个诚实的错误。 I forgot to give her the receipt. It was an honest mistake.
先生们，有没有道理 对于这样的指责？ Gentlemen, is there any truth to this accusation?
荒谬的。我们是完全无辜的。 Preposterous. We're completely innocent.
你被解雇，德雷克小姐。 - 哦。 - You are fired, Miss Drake. - Oooh.
我的幸运日，呵呵，沃伦？ My lucky day, huh, Warren?
你是我的好朋友，对不对？ You're my pal, right?
你是个骗子，沃伦。 你骗我！陷害我！ You're a liar, Warren. You tricked me! Set me up!
不，不，不。这仅仅是一个巧合。 No, no, no. That was just a coincidence.
你是个可怕的骗子 和一个可怕的装饰。 You're a terrible liar and an awful decorator.
这是不是被兔子更好。 - 你在影射？ - It's better than being rabbits. - What are you insinuating?
你是一个大女孩。你看着办吧。 You're a big girl. You figure it out.
拿着它，拿着它，妹妹。别紧张。 Hold it, hold it, sister. Take it easy.
你是个淑女。 我要你保持一个淑女。 You're a lady. I want you to remain a lady.
这是极好的忠告， 布鲁斯特先生，但是有点晚了。 That's excellent advice, Mr. Brewster, but a little late.
I'm glad you did that because I'm gonna sue you for so much money...
you'll be in debt to me for life.
你怎么D'喜欢定居 在法院外面的20,000美元的现金？ How d'you like to settle out of court for $20,000 in cash?
你以为我来到了与上 滴雨？我不是爱上了这一点。 You think I came down with the last drop of rain? I'm not falling for that.
没有定居点。我带你到法院。 你打算怎么做？ No settlements. I'm taking you to court. What are you gonna do?
当那钟敲响12， 你死打破了生命。 When that clock strikes 12, you are dead broke for life.
你是个失败者。一个真正的失败者。 You're a loser. A real loser.
我需要一个律师。 将20000美元足够的保持架的？ I'll need an attorney. Will $20,000 be enough of a retainer?
我是一个律师助理。我没有学位。 - 你可以得到一个与20,000元。 - I'm a paralegal. I don't have a degree. - You can get one with $20,000.
您需要收据！ You need a receipt!
我给你一张收据。 I'll give you a receipt.
拜托了！着急，请。 Please! Hurry, please.
作为执行者的 叔公的旨意，我在此声明... As the executor of your great-uncle's will, I hereby declare...
完整继承 3亿美元是你的。 ...that the full inheritance of $300 million is yours.
哇！ Wow!
恭喜。 Congratulations.
先生们，我感觉到 串谋诈骗这里。 Gentlemen, I sense conspiracy to defraud here.
我不得不下令全面调查， 如果你同意，布鲁斯特先生。 I'll have to order a full investigation, with your consent, Mr. Brewster.
嗯......发送电子邮件给该阵雨。 Well... Send 'em to the showers.
这将需要20年擦干哪里 你要走了'。最好带一个大毛巾。 It'll take 20 years to dry off where you're goin'. Better take a big towel.
Roundfield先生，你是一个真正的好人。 Mr. Roundfield, you're a real nice man.
非常感谢。 你是一个真正的好男人。 Thank you very much. You're a real nice man.
沃伦，更好地学习布鲁斯。 你知道吗... Warren, better learn the blues. You know...